Finally. The Last, and Drunken Yankee Candle Review.


You may want to be drunk to view this.

69 comments
AirForceMike
AirForceMike

That was fucking killer. Don't those damn candles cost, like, 20 bucks apiece?  I want them all, but I can't do a 2nd mortgage right now.  Did you rank 'em, @Rorschach7 ?  Mrs. Claus has gotta be tops.  Shit had me rollin', brother.  Well done.

Mikfin
Mikfin

I think your houseboy was trying to make an escape at about 1:53.  You better get him cuffed back up.

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Fez's doppelganger with a nicer apartment.

 

OP4
OP4

I thought Fez stopped drinking?

shrekkalove
shrekkalove

"Daddy likey," giant sniff.  I'm pretty sure Mrs. Claus' Cookies is a euphemism.

 

Love ya, Rorschach.

mistawag
mistawag

"I'm not being a snob" Clearly only something a snob would say.

mistawag
mistawag

What a great clip, it can be used for both anti-drug or pro-abortion ads.

mistawag
mistawag

Bet cookie swapping was his wife's idea. What a snob!

Johnny_Post
Johnny_Post

mrs. claus's cookies. cookie.... cookie.

BunnyKickButt
BunnyKickButt

Watched it on facebook yesterday and I'll watch it again here. Rorschach=Genius. 

mendoman
mendoman

 @Rorschach7 Budday, maybe I haven't looked hard enough, or maybe I'm already too far gone this morning, but why is this the last YC review? Your work is of great importance to many.

DeathProof
DeathProof

This is the Citizen Kane of candle reviews.

Rorschach7
Rorschach7

BTW... This video was originally 20 min long. LOL

Jackie
Jackie

Best Bond villain ever!

Hank
Hank

The X's on the calendar appears to be some sort of countdown... Someone call Carrie Mathison!!!

SkoobaDoo
SkoobaDoo

Selena Gomez saw this and said "Bye bye Biebs - I wants me some RORSCHACH!"

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

A lot of people wonder if this guy likes candles.....I think it is safe to say he doesn't just like candles......HE LOVES THEM!!!!!!!

Roadrash Hicks
Roadrash Hicks

Open this in YouTube and read the transcription. Here is a sample:

 

i found these in my drawl because cream too fucking actually exploratory will be back out thank i'd hate as i mentioned this in a nice now comic here in the russian hill has been out of new orleans my mind that chiasso presidential also the unit so now that i was having an affair with another ziashavenay coffee gardeners i've gotten in touch with store tickets but yeah.

 

I love the YouTube automatic transcribe feature.

 

Beer
Beer

Yankee cranky

Todd from FLA
Todd from FLA

If this guy does not have dismembered corpses in his basement. He will soon.

Troyquan
Troyquan

Rorschach7 are you a hoarder? You should clean your house.

Craig in Dutchess
Craig in Dutchess

omg ..i love this..."daddy love's Mrs.Clause's cookie" sent me over the edge!

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

I don't know why, but i feel like he should be arrested. 

Guitarian
Guitarian

I'm buying kitten belly futures.

cal5000
cal5000

This episode is brought to you by Diabetes....

Vickroy
Vickroy

Hi this is Rorschach on my own TV show in Nova Scotia, Canada.

jayj58kc
jayj58kc

Love this,,he grooves on these candles like I groove on pussy or tequila,,,got to love it

FLpro
FLpro

IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE FUNNY IN THIS THEN YOU NEED TO JUST KILL YOURSELF

capo_of_clifton
capo_of_clifton

Hey fellas, I have a question. What kind of extreme things does this guy do that he needs to TIE HIS FUCKING GLASSES TO HIS HEAD!?!?!??!

Jackie
Jackie

I would call him Nigel Candlebottom.

mistawag
mistawag

Sure, he will do anything to impress Jodi Foster.

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

Because you'll never get to the Candlebottom! Mwaahahaha!

FLpro
FLpro

@SarahMcSmokeyPants...No, that's not me in the video silly...you must be a newby to the show I'm guessing but that's Rorschach a friend of the show and commenter here at the Ibang...he inspired "me" 6 or so years ago to call in to the show after hearing his calls to Ron reviewing the legendary "Rorschach Rants" we all used to love so much!...I've since stopped calling in to the show for about a year now (and so has HE apparently?) but Ron had me on the air over 100 times! Was a lot of fun, you should try it :) ...Oh and be sure to compliment Rorschach on his Batman shit the next time you see him! ;)

FLpro
FLpro

@SarahMcSmokeyPants...MEH, Call in...it's not that hard. Ron makes it easy if you just talk to him like he's your best friend ;)

FLpro
FLpro

@SarahMcSmokeyPants...WATCH IT "Dorothy" from Kansas!! Lol

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

 @FLprodivider66 I guess I should also mention, I listen at work so I dont usually see any related youtube videos and thats one of the reasons Ive never called in. The other reason being  that I am awful on the phone and dont wish to subject a large audience to me trying to piece together a sentence.

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

 @FLprodivider66 Im not a newby to the show, I have been listening since 2006 but it's a radio show so I dont know what everyone looks like lol, although it was a joke and I didnt think it was actually you. Sorry Rorschach, I implied you might be from Florida, and thats a hell of an insult. ;-)

FLpro
FLpro

"SHIRT" haha...sorry man!