Finally. The Last, and Drunken Yankee Candle Review.

Nov 10, 2012


You may want to be drunk to view this.

69 comments
AirForceMike
AirForceMike

That was fucking killer. Don't those damn candles cost, like, 20 bucks apiece?  I want them all, but I can't do a 2nd mortgage right now.  Did you rank 'em, @Rorschach7 ?  Mrs. Claus has gotta be tops.  Shit had me rollin', brother.  Well done.

Mikfin
Mikfin

I think your houseboy was trying to make an escape at about 1:53.  You better get him cuffed back up.

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Fez's doppelganger with a nicer apartment.

 

OP4
OP4

I thought Fez stopped drinking?

shrekkalove
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"Daddy likey," giant sniff.  I'm pretty sure Mrs. Claus' Cookies is a euphemism.

 

Love ya, Rorschach.

mistawag
mistawag

"I'm not being a snob" Clearly only something a snob would say.

mistawag
mistawag

What a great clip, it can be used for both anti-drug or pro-abortion ads.

mistawag
mistawag

Bet cookie swapping was his wife's idea. What a snob!

Johnny_Post
Johnny_Post

mrs. claus's cookies. cookie.... cookie.

BunnyKickButt
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Watched it on facebook yesterday and I'll watch it again here. Rorschach=Genius. 

DeathProof
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I miss Rorschach rants...

mendoman
mendoman

 @Rorschach7 Budday, maybe I haven't looked hard enough, or maybe I'm already too far gone this morning, but why is this the last YC review? Your work is of great importance to many.

DeathProof
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This is the Citizen Kane of candle reviews.

Jackie
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Best Bond villain ever!

Jackie
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I would call him Nigel Candlebottom.

SarahMcPants
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Because you'll never get to the Candlebottom! Mwaahahaha!

Hank
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The X's on the calendar appears to be some sort of countdown... Someone call Carrie Mathison!!!

SkoobaDoo
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Selena Gomez saw this and said "Bye bye Biebs - I wants me some RORSCHACH!"

Toin Coss
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A lot of people wonder if this guy likes candles.....I think it is safe to say he doesn't just like candles......HE LOVES THEM!!!!!!!

Roadrash Hicks
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Open this in YouTube and read the transcription. Here is a sample:

 

i found these in my drawl because cream too fucking actually exploratory will be back out thank i'd hate as i mentioned this in a nice now comic here in the russian hill has been out of new orleans my mind that chiasso presidential also the unit so now that i was having an affair with another ziashavenay coffee gardeners i've gotten in touch with store tickets but yeah.

 

I love the YouTube automatic transcribe feature.

 

Beer
Beer

Yankee cranky

Todd from FLA
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If this guy does not have dismembered corpses in his basement. He will soon.

mistawag
mistawag

Sure, he will do anything to impress Jodi Foster.

Troyquan
Troyquan

Rorschach7 are you a hoarder? You should clean your house.

Shaggyballz74
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I don't know why, but i feel like he should be arrested. 

Guitarian
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I'm buying kitten belly futures.

cal5000
cal5000

This episode is brought to you by Diabetes....

Vickroy
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Hi this is Rorschach on my own TV show in Nova Scotia, Canada.

jayj58kc
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Love this,,he grooves on these candles like I groove on pussy or tequila,,,got to love it

FLprodivider66
FLprodivider66 like.author.displayName 1 Like

IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE FUNNY IN THIS THEN YOU NEED TO JUST KILL YOURSELF

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

 @FLprodivider66 Ohhhh I get it, nice Batman shirt. You really blow a lot of money on candles though.

FLprodivider66
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@SarahMcSmokeyPants...No, that's not me in the video silly...you must be a newby to the show I'm guessing but that's Rorschach a friend of the show and commenter here at the Ibang...he inspired "me" 6 or so years ago to call in to the show after hearing his calls to Ron reviewing the legendary "Rorschach Rants" we all used to love so much!...I've since stopped calling in to the show for about a year now (and so has HE apparently?) but Ron had me on the air over 100 times! Was a lot of fun, you should try it :) ...Oh and be sure to compliment Rorschach on his Batman shit the next time you see him! ;)

FLprodivider66
FLprodivider66

@SarahMcSmokeyPants...MEH, Call in...it's not that hard. Ron makes it easy if you just talk to him like he's your best friend ;)

FLprodivider66
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@SarahMcSmokeyPants...WATCH IT "Dorothy" from Kansas!! Lol

SarahMcPants
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 @FLprodivider66 I guess I should also mention, I listen at work so I dont usually see any related youtube videos and thats one of the reasons Ive never called in. The other reason being  that I am awful on the phone and dont wish to subject a large audience to me trying to piece together a sentence.

SarahMcPants
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 @FLprodivider66 Im not a newby to the show, I have been listening since 2006 but it's a radio show so I dont know what everyone looks like lol, although it was a joke and I didnt think it was actually you. Sorry Rorschach, I implied you might be from Florida, and thats a hell of an insult. ;-)

capo_of_clifton
capo_of_clifton

Hey fellas, I have a question. What kind of extreme things does this guy do that he needs to TIE HIS FUCKING GLASSES TO HIS HEAD!?!?!??!


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