Finally. The Last, and Drunken Yankee Candle Review.
You may want to be drunk to view this.
That was fucking killer. Don't those damn candles cost, like, 20 bucks apiece? I want them all, but I can't do a 2nd mortgage right now. Did you rank 'em, @Rorschach7 ? Mrs. Claus has gotta be tops. Shit had me rollin', brother. Well done.
I think your houseboy was trying to make an escape at about 1:53. You better get him cuffed back up.
@Rorschach7 Budday, maybe I haven't looked hard enough, or maybe I'm already too far gone this morning, but why is this the last YC review? Your work is of great importance to many.
A lot of people wonder if this guy likes candles.....I think it is safe to say he doesn't just like candles......HE LOVES THEM!!!!!!!
Open this in YouTube and read the transcription. Here is a sample:
i found these in my drawl because cream too fucking actually exploratory will be back out thank i'd hate as i mentioned this in a nice now comic here in the russian hill has been out of new orleans my mind that chiasso presidential also the unit so now that i was having an affair with another ziashavenay coffee gardeners i've gotten in touch with store tickets but yeah.
I love the YouTube automatic transcribe feature.
Hey fellas, I have a question. What kind of extreme things does this guy do that he needs to TIE HIS FUCKING GLASSES TO HIS HEAD!?!?!??!
@mendoman Im bored with doing them LOL
@Rorschach7 Directors cut please!
@Troyquan I have a girl that cleans my house. SHe takes care of that shit.
@FLprodivider66 Ohhhh I get it, nice Batman shirt. You really blow a lot of money on candles though.
@SarahMcSmokeyPants...No, that's not me in the video silly...you must be a newby to the show I'm guessing but that's Rorschach a friend of the show and commenter here at the Ibang...he inspired "me" 6 or so years ago to call in to the show after hearing his calls to Ron reviewing the legendary "Rorschach Rants" we all used to love so much!...I've since stopped calling in to the show for about a year now (and so has HE apparently?) but Ron had me on the air over 100 times! Was a lot of fun, you should try it :) ...Oh and be sure to compliment Rorschach on his Batman shit the next time you see him! ;)
@SarahMcSmokeyPants...MEH, Call in...it's not that hard. Ron makes it easy if you just talk to him like he's your best friend ;)
@FLprodivider66 I guess I should also mention, I listen at work so I dont usually see any related youtube videos and thats one of the reasons Ive never called in. The other reason being that I am awful on the phone and dont wish to subject a large audience to me trying to piece together a sentence.
@FLprodivider66 Im not a newby to the show, I have been listening since 2006 but it's a radio show so I dont know what everyone looks like lol, although it was a joke and I didnt think it was actually you. Sorry Rorschach, I implied you might be from Florida, and thats a hell of an insult. ;-)