Finally! iPad with the Fleshlight Add-On

One more step on the road to Fuckbots, and eventual population control.  Just don't be among the first to try these new advances out, as first generation tech is always buggy and not worth losing your dick over (or worth losing your womb over ladies, cuz there will of course be male models as well- and they can go ALL NIGHT!).  Cherry 2000, here we come!

They should call it the iPerfectWife

I'll wait for Samsung's answer,  the Galaxy Ass.

Your thumb will still inadvertantly hit the home button closing out the "movie" you're "watching". #jackusinteruptus

Will Kim Kardashian's ass even fit on the screen?...I'm gonna need a bigger iPad :P

no way, fez you evil genius, you have gone too far

i(something clever)

iSpewed

Looking at this the term jiggle algorithm comes to mind

So there's hope for Fez.

It's an Obama trick to get us in line at apple and away from the polls, Don't fall for the trick, stay away from the light

Now I just have to book mark some Russian Rape-porn!

This is, truly, the greatest age.  There is nothing man cannot improve upon by adding a portable, artificial pussy.  I believe someone will soon be getting a call from Stockholm.

Call it IBANG!!  All it needs now is a lube and tissue holder !  

They should call it the I Pump.

OH IM ON THIS!!!!!!!!!!

My prayers have been answered!