Finally! iPad with the Fleshlight Add-On
Read more at bitterwallet.com.
One more step on the road to Fuckbots, and eventual population control. Just don't be among the first to try these new advances out, as first generation tech is always buggy and not worth losing your dick over (or worth losing your womb over ladies, cuz there will of course be male models as well- and they can go ALL NIGHT!). Cherry 2000, here we come!
Your thumb will still inadvertantly hit the home button closing out the "movie" you're "watching". #jackusinteruptus
It's an Obama trick to get us in line at apple and away from the polls, Don't fall for the trick, stay away from the light
This is, truly, the greatest age. There is nothing man cannot improve upon by adding a portable, artificial pussy. I believe someone will soon be getting a call from Stockholm.