Factory Jobs Are Coming Back to America!


And it’s all thanks to China!  Foxconn is looking to open some facilities in Detroit and Los Angeles.  According to the rumors, American workers won’t be making iPhones or iPads, they’re too labor intensive, Americans will be stuck slapping together flat screens.  It kinds hurts to know the Chinese think Americans are too pussy to put together an iPad. Foxconn should give it a shot, they can get their suicide prevention nets sponsored.

Found on businessinsider.com

25 comments
treekiller
treekiller

The first time the workers try to unionize, The Chinese factory will shutter.  In china you can disappear if you fight the system. in Detroit the unions have chosen plant closure over a pay cut several times, then blamed the Company.  Watch the 1st 15 min of Detroitopia. 

roadgnome
roadgnome

cool we finally made to 3rd world status

Chris from Detroit
Chris from Detroit

Say what you will about Detroit but we still have a hell of a labor force that can get shit done. (Mostly from the suburbs though). Our hands are too big and meaty to put together some pussy-ass iPads n shit. We like to build cars n fuckin tanks bitches!

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

Soooo, we're now China's Mexico. Way to go assholes ! 

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Now hiring coopers, woodrights, tanners, cattlemen, cabinet makers. It's a start..

OP4
OP4

Foxconn is "exploring plans". 

 

They will be done exploring after they meet with the EPA, IRS, OSHA, the Dept. of Labor, and their state equivalents wherever they are thinking of setting up shop. 

madtowntom
madtowntom

its a start. cmon textiles, steel,beef,ag, etc... we dont need 'new jobs' we need the ones that Left ,back, and a middle class wage to go with them .

Jagger_Lover
Jagger_Lover

Detroit...one of the few places Americans will work for $10.00/ hr...

Cheap labor...cheap real estate...no levies...Price Drop? Not likely

Chocolate thunder
Chocolate thunder

No overseas shipping and no union labor does that mean price drop.........Did Fez upgrade his phone. On the man hunt come to Philly and go to Woody's on 13th st but beware of the Sansom theatre. There is a lot of party poppers and man juice....

dpiller21
dpiller21

Wait, you are suggesting that poverty level Americans should WORK for their money!?!?! thats insanity.  Their poor fingers will hurt.  Heaven forbid we have anyone with any level of discomfort in their job.

Aazimar
Aazimar

Too labor intensive = too expensive for our union guys to produce.

FLpro
FLpro

In an attempt to keep up with that same standard of quality that China is so well know for, these factories will be offering Chinese Food as one of the food choices in the cafeteria :)))

John in va
John in va

@Jagger_Lover at least you all have the cool hardcore pawn show.. but fuck i wanta stuff my cock up that guys sister dumbb as bitchhh. Lolol

BadNewsJeff
BadNewsJeff

 @Jagger_Lover

 We start guys at $8.00 an hour at the lumber yard, whether they drive forklifts or just sling boards.  I think a lot of people in northern union-heavy cities have a skewed view of what prices Americans will work for.  And yes, we have lots of black guys, believe it or not, that come to work every day for that wage.

Ronnie-B 4 Prezi-D
Ronnie-B 4 Prezi-D

 @dpiller21 Amazing, the working class has been propagandized by the capitalist class into believing it doesn't even work. Bizarre.

dpiller21
dpiller21

 @Aazimar Any union skilled laborer / tradesman is worth more on a pure job level than any factory line worker.  Bottom line, if you are on welfare / govt. assistance its almost time for your vacation to be over you FUCKS.  Time to get to work at the factory you retards.  Insert part A into part B ALLLLLL DAAAAYYYYY.  enjoy!

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

 @FLprodivider66

 Do you know what they call Chinese Food in China..........Food!  Old Joke from an Old Man.....I got 257 more where that came from!?

Aazimar
Aazimar

 @dpiller21  @Aazimar

 I totally agree.  It would only strengthen the economy to get some welfare recip's back on the work line in some capacity.  Honestly though, American's aren't building the higher end chinese goods due to labor unions.  Lets see, they can pay some union worker $25.00/hour to put together an iphone that a chinese guy will take $3.00/hour to build.  Oh yeah, EPA and OSHA in China?  Don't think so.