Even Chimps Have Mid-Life Crises


Scientists have found that chimpanzees and orangutans wellbeing drops during midlife and grows again as they get older. These apes can grow to be as old as 50, and around 27 and 28 years old they animals begin to decline. Researchers believe it’s due to them being so close to humans in their make up. So these chimps are going to start buying sports cars and dating way younger girl apes.

Found on guardian.co.uk.

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Beer
Beer

If you spray it with febreeze and it will faint

Jerry65
Jerry65

I'm glad we solved that mystery.....

jerkstoresean
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Enough about mid life crisises, where are these monkeys in makeup?

the jerm
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Sooooooooooo, Ant's a chimp?

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

Yeah, so close to humans, except for the thinking,speaking,inventing, shit eating and shit throwing part. 

Stilltryingregardless
Stilltryingregardless

 @Ziggy Stardust they think, speak (coco) & invent!  BTW, humans eat shit (scat) & throw shit (prisoners in jail systems @ correctional officers).  I truly wish ppl would THINK before they just say & do dumb shit!

K Dubya
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Red Rose Tea, Red Rose Tea...

DeathProof
DeathProof

 @K Dubya It's been on a loop here at work for several hours! Those chimps know how to party!