Egypt Bans Porn Online Causing Split in Society


Egypt has officially banned sexually explicit websites, three years after the country’s administrative court denounced pornographic content as “venomous and vile.” Many Egyptians are asking the question ” OK but what are we supposed to jerk off to?”

Found on rt.com.

26 comments
Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

I wonder how many times the phrase "look at the pyramids on her!" is uttered. Never mind jokes about wanting to tour a "Sphinxter".

Mikfin
Mikfin

Why didn't they just require burkhas like LA required condoms?

bmqq316
bmqq316

Most of their porn consisted of MILF themes: Mummy's I'd Like To Fuck

Rorschach7
Rorschach7

WHERE DO I GO TO STROKE MY SPHINX!!!

John in va
John in va

They allways got the credit card phone sex lines...lololz .

Vickroy
Vickroy

Were next , maaaaaan!!! Now that Obama  got relected ALL our freedoms are gone!!! The sky is falling!!!

c_ocobean
c_ocobean

i see another revolution in Egypt's future.

BadNewsJeff
BadNewsJeff

They still have those heiroglyphs with the bird-faced woman bent over.  They can probably get the job done with that.

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

they can always watch that little queer kid twerking

kylechristo4
kylechristo4

Smart move. Nothing stokes peace and civility like extreme sexual frustration.

FLpro
FLpro

Good luck with that!?

SerotoninsGone
SerotoninsGone

If all I had to watch was Egyptian porn I'd probably ban it too...

filler
filler

oh wait, weren't we all like "yay Egypt" a year ago?