I bet she's the one that passes out pennies or pamplets. If she had candy to pass out she could just give it to her kids and shut the fuck up.
Early Leader for Asshole of the Year
Sure, a super storm took people’s lives and homes and leaves others without power and heat as the temperature dips below freezing, but Suzanne Carson had to set the record straight about Halloween being postponed in New Jersey. How could government postpone her children getting free handouts of candy from neighbors? … Thankfully, she already has her own definition at Urban Dictionary.
Read her Letter to the Editor at nj.com.
Urban Dictionary Defines Suzanne Carson as:
My vote for most self absorbed person in NJ not only for sending the letter to the editor but for having all her information on-line for all the world to find her and ridicule her. Even posted her home town of Mullica Hill!
“Of course the checkout line is long, who do you think you are Suzanne Carson, like they should open a line just for your convenience?”
It's a shame this woman is so self-absorbed. She missed a great opportunity to teach her kids some humility instead of all the me, me, me BS. It's as simple as saying, hey kids, there was just a gigantic natural disaster, so we're just gonna do trick-or-treating on Monday. As if Halloween isn't a made up holiday already and changing the date would be such a hassle. Yes lady, the government can impact your life. Too bad you missed a chance to show your kids how to deal with it like a grown up. Also, someone already pointed this out below, but if she was that pissed off, she could have tried to get her community together and had Halloween anyway. Probably would've been too much work for her though...
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p.s.-I"m voting for Romney if for no other reason to get Fez out of the country. adios bitch
Halloween IS NOT a federal or state holiday and no one has any authority to cancel it ! If your shitty little town wanted to have Halloween , GO AHEAD ! You DUMB CUNT !!!!!
Sounds like she would be perfect for me. I'm an enabler with low self esteem. Maybe she drinks too.. Bonus!