Don’t Panic But We May Be Being Seeing the End of Wonder Bread and Twinkies


Hostess Brands is in deep shit. They’ve filed for bankruptcy for the second time since 2004. There are strikes in their baker’s union and the company may be liquidated soon. Hostess is closing some of their factories and their bakers are pissed over contract negotiations. What will white trash do without Wonder Bread sandwiches and fried Twinkies? Also panicking are all the people who deep fry things.  This is starting to look like Zombieland.

Found on fox8.com.

25 comments
indpendnt
indpendnt

No, just the end of the Unions Bullshit in that company, THAT'S ALL!

DeathProof
DeathProof

Snow Balls, Twinkies, Ding Dongs... The porn industry owes a lot to Hostess.

Toin Coss
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Considering that Twinkies have a half life of 2500 years....If we start hoarding now, we should be fine!

Beer
Beer

Here is a neat wonderbread trick...grab a slice and hold it over your mouth and try to breathe thru it..it has so much bleach In it you will have neck pains like pepper had Tuesday...get well soon peppery hamburger

JoshFromEaston
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I've lived in Tastykake country all my life, which means the words above don't even make sense to me.

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

First trans fats and big soda?  Now this!?

blasterjoe
blasterjoe

Now I wont be able to tease people I see eating Ding Dongs

White Lake Dan
White Lake Dan

Sorry Fez you took long, now there will no more twinks for ya.

Cletus from Brooklyn
Cletus from Brooklyn like.author.displayName 1 Like

Now how am I supposed to get my ghetto samich on. Goodbye Wonder bread & egg sandwich...

DeathProof
DeathProof like.author.displayName 1 Like

Now how are we gonna make Forever Casserole?! We're doomed. Doooooomed!

Greatly Fatigued
Greatly Fatigued

There was an actual baker?  I thought those things were made by people using the equivalent of a McDonald's cash register.  I learn something new here every day.

SarahMcPants
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My uncle never touched me so this is the saddest thing thats ever happened in my white trash life. :-( I'm gonna go eat a gummy python until I feel better.

DeathProof
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 @SarahMcSmokeyPants Don't fell too rejected. There's still time...assuming you're uncle is still alive. :-)

Narc Zito
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 @DeathProof  @SarahMcSmokeyPants She's not three anymore, dude.

deliciousv
deliciousv

how can anyone not panic over this!?

cal5000
cal5000

I like my bread without bleach and my junk food without poison inside. You fucked up Hostess.

Vickroy
Vickroy

Te unbearable lightness of Being.

Beer
Beer

@TBVickroy The unbearable whiteness of wonderbread.