I wanna buy it for my son to spray it on his fingers so he can tell everyone he fingered the teacher "wanna smell?"
Do You Want to Smell Like Raw Fish!?
Fragrance company Demeter has a Sushi cologne just in case you want to really smell fresh for a hot date. About the smell from their website – “just cooked sticky rice and straight from the seaside seaweed, laced with hints of ginger and lemon essences.” When does the Bloomin’ Onion fragrance drop for those not into Japanese food?
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If you wear this on a date and the girl tells you, "This smells really familiar", be afraid...someone isn't so fresh.
When a hot chick asks "mmm, you smell good... what do you have on??"...you say "I have a Hardon, but I didn't know you can smell it!??" hehe :P
@AssWhack! I don't think there are Hardee's around here so cigarettes, booze and probably White Castle.
@LizSetsFire What...just for pedos?!