China Plans To Build The Worlds Largest Skyscraper in Just 90 days.


It’s amazing how fast a building can go up when you don’t care how many workers die during construction. It also goes faster if you only have the one bathroom on the ground floor.

Read more at time.com.

38 comments
Jerry65
Jerry65

In blazing saddles they built an entire town in 20 minutes and that included the people! They can certainly pull this off.

AnthonyLoman
AnthonyLoman

Compensation for a national average dick size of half an inch.

Stoops
Stoops

Each floor is only 4 feet so it seems doable.

mistawag
mistawag

30 minutes later they will want to build another one.

Vickroy
Vickroy

Probably gonna use lead based paints too.

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Great selling point. Yes I want an office on the 134 floor that was built in 45 minutes.

 

Beer
Beer

We still got em beat on girth...I pee in your coke!

AmericanFirst
AmericanFirst

Meanwhile Obama keeps promising bridges & roads... I've yet to see one new one.

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

Prefab skyscraper ? Surely nothing will go Wong.  

thejerseyjon
thejerseyjon

Notice they didn't say how long it is going to stand.

K Dubya
K Dubya

Seems fine to me, I mean what could possibly go wrong...

The Condor
The Condor

It's going to fall over before somebody can fly into it.

FLpro
FLpro

"The bigger it is, the harder it falls"...I say take your time...Rome wasn't built in a day!

Rorschach7
Rorschach7

Wast the Empire state building built in a month?

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

The variance for my new garage took longer the get then it  will take the Chinese to put up a Sky Scraper.

God, I hate zoning boards

Cletus from Brooklyn
Cletus from Brooklyn

@AmericanFirst I've yet to see (fill in the blank)... Pretty much sums up the last 4 years.

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

@Shaggyballz74 if we want to plant a tree in or yard we have to apply to the HOA and they respond in 30-60 days

Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit
Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

Well we live in the environment... silly. Nothing wrong with understanding how humans affect the environment around us

Smoke This
Smoke This

 @Pepper Hicks Coughing Fit

 Have you ever been out west? There are places where cities and towns once were that you can't find anymore. They have "returned to the earth". The earth will reclaim everything in time. Don't sweat the small stuff.