Canadian in ‘Vegetative State’ Communicates


We may have to rethink that idea that patients in a vegatative state are unreachable. Researchers in London, Ont., have communicated with Scott Routley through brain scans. Luckily this information came to us before we pulled the plug on Terri Schiavo.

Read more at cbc.ca.

24 comments
G_SPOT_TORNADO
G_SPOT_TORNADO

Provocative...maybe they can cure gay this way!?

OllieInChicago
OllieInChicago

I communicated with my vegetables once.  I caught my asparagus bragging to my mushrooms, "Don't fucking worry baby, I'm gonna make his piss offend everybody at this party."

GoJammit
GoJammit

Kill me. I don't want to be this.

bmqq316
bmqq316

This is one of my worst fears.

AssWhack!
AssWhack!

His first words were, "Hey, can I get a couple back bacon sandwiches and a Moleson?"

BurettoGaku
BurettoGaku

Can you be more specific?  "Canadian in vegetative state" casts too wide a net.

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

What's with all of the high tech gadgets ? Just have a nurse jerk him off to check his response !

JimmiesFingerStinks
JimmiesFingerStinks

We need to get Skippy on a plane to Canada STAT! Perhaps now we can hear "cookie, cookie, cookie."

madtowntom
madtowntom

Could'nt be the researchers fishing for a grant, or maybe a bit of religious empathy...

Beer
Beer

He just locked up real bad

My Kaka
My Kaka

hold on a second! with new information available, we'll have to rewrite our medical textbooks?!

Johnesteele
Johnesteele

I knew it wasn't a bad trip. My lettuce really was trying to communicate with me.

mendoman
mendoman

Family, when you see me on the couch in a vegetative state, take the pipe out of my hand and plug in the fMRI before you pronounce me dead. 

AnthonyLoman
AnthonyLoman

 @Scott_Chandwater  I invented a cure for gay. It involves Kate Upton titty fucking you until you jizz 40 times. It costs 500 million dollars.

Foggy_Otis
Foggy_Otis

@SerotoninsGone You're all right brother!