Canadian in ‘Vegetative State’ Communicates
We may have to rethink that idea that patients in a vegatative state are unreachable. Researchers in London, Ont., have communicated with Scott Routley through brain scans. Luckily this information came to us before we pulled the plug on Terri Schiavo.
Read more at cbc.ca.
I communicated with my vegetables once. I caught my asparagus bragging to my mushrooms, "Don't fucking worry baby, I'm gonna make his piss offend everybody at this party."
Family, when you see me on the couch in a vegetative state, take the pipe out of my hand and plug in the fMRI before you pronounce me dead.
This calls for a little Zappa, enjoy! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IC_wcFDpLmw
@Scott_Chandwater I invented a cure for gay. It involves Kate Upton titty fucking you until you jizz 40 times. It costs 500 million dollars.
@JimmiesFingerStinks That is so apropos today. You sir, are the prognosticator of prognosticators.
@SerotoninsGone Oh shit son.
@Foggy_Otis I can justify any situation to call for a little Zappa.
@AnthonyLoman sign me up....wait, I'm not gay! FUCK!!
@mendoman Just some good natured ribbing... I love Fezzie!