Ben Roethlisberger To Die on Football Field?

Nov 15, 2012


Big Ben has a rare rib injury that could kill him if the rib presses into his aorta. This could happen on the football field or if a woman he is groping gives him an elbow.

Read more at si.com.

#Steelers Ben Roethlisberger has a rare rib injury that could kill him by pressing against his aorta. Too big risk. Has to wait until heals
@EdBouchette
Ed Bouchette
#Steelers Roethlisberger said today it's so rare that the last time dr. told him it occurred was with rugby player in 1998
@EdBouchette
Ed Bouchette

 

 

28 comments
Jerry65
Jerry65

To quote Ivan drago......."if he dies......he dies".

bmqq316
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Good thing we have doctor/patient confidentiality or something like this may put him at even more risk on the football field. 

Narc Zito
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He was already dying on my fantasy team.  I'm not proud of this post.

OllieInChicago
OllieInChicago

Time-Bomb Ben isn't as cool as Smokin' Jay Cutler.  

Vickroy
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Will this injury prevent him from sexually harrassing coeds?

G_SPOT_TORNADO
G_SPOT_TORNADO

why doesnt someone just give him the five point palm exploding heart technique

AnthonyLoman
AnthonyLoman

What defensive player isn't going to try to pop that thing like an overripe tomato? I'd wait til there is a pile on and give him a Bruce Lee 1 inch punch right in his rotten blood pumper!

sidwasout
sidwasout

Didn't he almost die from his motorcycle accident when some other blood vessel was ruptured?  As I did with my washing machine hoses, I suggest he replace the standard equipment with braided hoses.  Those things are pretty durable.

the jerm
the jerm

We got any ribs back there?

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DonnieIris
DonnieIris

 @dpiller21 I wish the Browns were still relevant enough to be considered a rival.  

sidwasout
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 @dpiller21

 The entire Steeler's roster could die at the opening kickoff, and I'm pretty sure the Browns would still lose.

madtowntom
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a head like a t-rex...rib like a minnow.. suppose he is saying to himself " a-orta wore rib protection"!?

seamus98
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Mark Sanchez has a rare brain injury that causes him to throw incomplete  passes and interceptions, Unfortunately it won't  cause him any harm.

FLprodivider66
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Thought Roethlisberger already died in last year's playoffs?


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