Aren’t Young Rich People Awesome!?


The young, obscenely rich, son of Stephanie Seymour had a text conversation of his leak last night. Peter Brant II was talking with a friend about Obama’s win:

Brant’s friend: Guess we’re poor now

Brant: I have a contingency plan

Brant: Kill Obama hahaha

Brant’s friend: HAHA well at least women have rights

Brant’s friend: Oh wait I don’t care

Brant: hahahahahah exactly

Death threats to the president aren’t exactly taken lightly. Except when you’re really rich and nothing bad can possibly happen to you besides an overdose.

Read more at jezebel.com.

 

36 comments
Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Guess we will need to go to Walmart on Thanksgiving...

 

SpeedKills
SpeedKills

They all said that John Wilkes Booth was just a silly texter too!

bmqq316
bmqq316

Isn't this the kid who has an uncomfortably close relationship with his mother? Seems like there were pics of the two of them frolicking on the beach a while back. 

madtowntom
madtowntom

it would be funny if the rich didnt actually feel this way... off with their heads..they feel the country is for white christians only.. in a few years..they wealthy will get what they have coming to them.. wait n see.. french revolution style

 

 

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

"Oh wait I don't care" is a shitty punchline I would've gone with "the right to blow me" or "the right to wash my cummy socks".

G_SPOT_TORNADO
G_SPOT_TORNADO

being rich isnt about how much money one has, its ab......wait...what???

Creepy_Craig
Creepy_Craig

After this exchange they both went out and created thousands of jobs with their hard-earned wealth. Paris Hilton would be proud.

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

His friends just playing along so he can use his pool and play his Xbox

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

We used to say Biggie Smalls 3 times to see if something would happen... I also used to trick my grandpa into conversations on the phone and get him to say the words, bomb, and president and stuff like that cause he thought people would come get him I'd he did

Burley
Burley

if you take that text serious your a fucking cunt, let the dumb shit heads have there fun, they are just rich, and out of touch douche bags !!!!

Vickroy
Vickroy

Just dumb jokes. I have no love for rich spoiled brats but I can't worked up over this.

FLpro
FLpro

""Twitter, Tweets, Texts, Emails, Blogs, Posts, Facebook...it's almost like the comments I write will leave a "paper trail" that can be used against me?"".......DUH!!!!??

ediblegenius
ediblegenius

What is this article all about? who are these people? why do i care what they say? these look like the type jokes that are so misogynistic that its funny.  Even Amy Mann stated she makes jokes with her friends that if put online would get taken way out of context. 

mistawag
mistawag

You can't make death threats about the prez and you can't joke about bombs in an airport. Even mentioning certain movies could get you in trouble.

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

He is just mad he has only one vote just like you and I and it doesn't really count unless you live in Ohio

John
John

Hes the Commander in Chief and I did not vote him. Let the rich fags go over and risk their asses and see all the corruption over in the Middle East and Afghanistan. F&&^% wake up

shrekkalove
shrekkalove

If this considered an issue, I am currently deleting all of my text messages ever. I say a lot of stupid shit.

ShowerBench
ShowerBench

You'd never see "young poor people" saying anything so horrible.  Only "young rich people."  Rich people are so much worse than poor people and poor people are so much better than rich people.

filler
filler

more "he said she said" bullshit... pussy country.

fitzyMFNcent
fitzyMFNcent

His mom was banging Axl Rose for a while, he can't come from a good bloodline

fxbx
fxbx

Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.

HummusMagnate
HummusMagnate

Death threats ARE taken lightly against presidential candidates tho. Just saying. Also I never feel the need to defend rich people (fuck em) but everybody reading this article knows they've said WAY worse shit. Stop worrying about other people!

YourMomsLooseBox
YourMomsLooseBox

You're more than welcome to try that shit with me, but I suspect you're just another limp wristed effete little boy praying one day you get to kick somebody whose already down.  why wait for a mob to do it for you, grow a pair and come try to take away what I've earned through my own hard work.

SpeedKills
SpeedKills

 @ediblegenius I don't really care what these tools are texting about, but I think you could leave the phrase "Kill Obama" in any context and some may not think its as funny as others.

GSE970
GSE970

 @mistawag ...or masturbate on an airplane, thanks Bin Ladden!

FLpro
FLpro

@John...good thing you didn't type the word FUCK...that would have been offensive!!? Lol

FLpro
FLpro

@fitzyMFNcent...based on his arrogance, he could be Axl's son!

SpeedKills
SpeedKills

 @YourMomsLooseBox I think its maybe time to back off the roids, your attempting to get into a physical fight on a message board with someone thats screen name is madtowntom. Maybe its best if you just post your full address for him. I swear, if you do, I won't mail you a pound of raw hamburger.

ediblegenius
ediblegenius

@SpeedKills @ediblegenius if movies can be made about the death of a current president, I think 2 idiots laughing at their own jokes should be allowed to say what they want. But yes, obviously 'kill obama' is something that most sane people wouldnt find funny. But its not our job to dictate humor , otherwise I would have modern family thrown off the air

RN Eric
RN Eric

he bought'em the whole goddamn natitorium, mistawag. the least these little pricks can do is hear him out.