Mr. Britney Spears


Meet Jason Trawick. He’s Britney Spears’ fiancé, manager, and conservator. It’s his job to look out for that 200 million dollar nest egg. Oh sure, you don’t care now but you will be interested when he finds her body in the pool.

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18 comments
MeatCurtains
MeatCurtains

omg his coach is flounder from animal house

 

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

He's a failed version of Terry Richardson.

archg2
archg2

Surprisingly I still don't care.

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

It's not an easy job, between fupa waxings and keeping track of every kid that falls out of her vagina he has his work cut out for him.

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Britney, take theses benzos and take a few laps in the pool.

 

pitts6866
pitts6866

I graduated the same high school same year. Knew Jason back then, find this very funny

Rorschach7
Rorschach7

Man if I was in charge of a whore pop stars money I would be buying weed.. whiskey .. toys and video games.

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

Hoped to be a pro hockey player. Ended up a teen pop manager. Ouch

Burley
Burley

he is only looking out for her best interest and his too 

SLEEPYDOG
SLEEPYDOG

Britney is like Nickelback and Cold Play, everyone says they hate them but they sellout concerts night after night? Britney did 32 mil in 2011 in the US. Cold Play did 70 mil in 11 days in London's Olympic Stadium, Nickleback is #2 this year with April alone netting them 3.2 mil - somebody loves these fuckers . Fact check!

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

I can't wait for him to drop a rap album and appear on celebrity fit club.

FLpro
FLpro

Hmm, hockey player huh?...She'd really like my slapshot hehe!

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

@FLprodivider66 I'm sure they'll find her slapped and shot one day

bmqq316
bmqq316

 @corporate owned No shit...I can't be mad at this guy. He just bought a ticket on a million dollar crazy train...enjoy the ride!