Did Sheryl Crow’s Cell Phone Give Her a Brain Tumor!?

Did carrying one in his pocket do it to Lance? Or was it sitting on that seat? Or the Roids?

 holy shit. i think Fez has a brain tumor

All She Wants To Do is Have Some Phone

Take this quarter,and go downtown and get a rat to gnaw that thing off your face !! Buck Melanoma, Moley Russel's Wort  

She no longer needs a good beer buzz early in the morning...her equilibrium is fucked up all of the time now.

She needs a Stem Cell Phone.

I believe this is also the woman who suggested limited use of toilet paper.... So in other words she is both literally and figuratively full of shit.

Yea it probably did.

Looks like the old Crow doesn't know how to text

she sucks tumor infested balls 

Lance put the whammy on her...

It's not a tumor

Maybe she got cancer from Lance Armstrong . His balls and her head. Makes sense to me.

Well that was inspirational...??

My first response was - Damn, I hope so!  Doesn't make me a bad person.

I only have one thing to say about this story - Katie Couric is a CUNT!!! Oh yes, wear a headset Sheryl.

It's from having a testicular cancer bag in your mouth all the time!

It was all those Lance Armstrong PEDs that he, um, inadvertently fed her.