Did Sheryl Crow’s Cell Phone Give Her a Brain Tumor!?


Hope no one you know has one of them cell phones !

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20 comments
DeathProof
DeathProof

Did carrying one in his pocket do it to Lance? Or was it sitting on that seat? Or the Roids?

JohnnyWest
JohnnyWest

 holy shit. i think Fez has a brain tumor

bmqq316
bmqq316

All She Wants To Do is Have Some Phone

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust

Take this quarter,and go downtown and get a rat to gnaw that thing off your face !! Buck Melanoma, Moley Russel's Wort  

cigarsNscotch
cigarsNscotch

She no longer needs a good beer buzz early in the morning...her equilibrium is fucked up all of the time now.

Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

I believe this is also the woman who suggested limited use of toilet paper.... So in other words she is both literally and figuratively full of shit.

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

Looks like the old Crow doesn't know how to text

Burley
Burley

she sucks tumor infested balls 

Beer
Beer

It's not a tumor

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

Maybe she got cancer from Lance Armstrong . His balls and her head. Makes sense to me.

FLpro
FLpro

Well that was inspirational...??

Foggy_Otis
Foggy_Otis

My first response was - Damn, I hope so!  Doesn't make me a bad person.

SLEEPYDOG
SLEEPYDOG

I only have one thing to say about this story - Katie Couric is a CUNT!!! Oh yes, wear a headset Sheryl.

Musclevan
Musclevan

It's from having a testicular cancer bag in your mouth all the time!

The Real Big Ed
The Real Big Ed

It was all those Lance Armstrong PEDs that he, um, inadvertently fed her.

notbubba
notbubba

 @Foggy_Otis

 she also wanted everyone to start using one-ply toilet paper awhile back. she's an ass