Tiny Kayak, Big Whale

LOOK! It's a beel of steam!

I've been on this ride at Disneyland. The hippo never attacks. 

Was that a whale or Katy Perry's ass?

Man, that is a LOT of blubber... great, now I'm starvin.

Is that a Titleist?

Inconsiderate assholes didn't even see Ned Beatty screaming in the woods!

One line says it all is there a marine bioligst here lol

fuckin rich apple employees

'You boys seen a set of keys around?'

Pretty sure that was a whale fart at 36 second mark.

Fuck that! Penguins I could handle, whales...Hellz no

How can he be so calm...I would be shitting a brick..I am watching and I am shitting a brick..good thing I am on the toilet

2 guys whale watching in Kayaks seems like something guys riding 2 up on a street bike would be into..

Fuck you dawpheene, fuck you whaaare.  Can't wait to see Book of Mormon. 

The dude was right...it was just curious and wanted to check them out...smart to stay away from human parasites

I'm starving...I could really go for a whale blubber burger. 

I would have panicked and started hitting it. 

Wow!  Good idea to stay relaxed indeed

big deal Ron & Fez get closer than this with a drunk orphaned centaur

I am getting that whale tattooed on my butt hole

Come on seriously...Raise your hand if you were hoping that whale flipped those kayakers like  Pancakes!?

Ron and Pepper get closer everyday. (sorry fez, you're my fat joke exception)

Beyond here lie monsters.

Monsters, there be MONSTERS in the deep!

I know there is a whale right next to your kayak but get a hold of yourself man.

This is the worst Free Willy yet. 

Kayak adventure sponsored by Celine Dion.

From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Hey dude, whale's don't eat people do they?  

It's not the size of the kayak, it's the motion of the ocean

Oh look, it's Lady Trucker!?

I dare you to touch his blowhole.

Don't care for the profanity.

They are just waiting for an opportunity to lube up that blow hole.

never leave the house without your harpoon

You are pretty much smelling whale vomit when they exhale.  Erock should have had a sniff.

Turns out you don't need scary music to make a terrifying video.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"

Orca the "Hey how you doing?" Whale

Whale of a good time.