Tiny Kayak, Big Whale


I get it. Everyone wants to see a whale but do you really want to be this close?  You know who got this to a whale? Jonah. And Pinocchio. Back off boys.

48 comments
chipnicodemus
chipnicodemus

I've been on this ride at Disneyland. The hippo never attacks. 

The Real Big Ed
The Real Big Ed

Man, that is a LOT of blubber... great, now I'm starvin.

Jerry65
Jerry65

Inconsiderate assholes didn't even see Ned Beatty screaming in the woods!

John in va
John in va

One line says it all is there a marine bioligst here lol

cal5000
cal5000

'You boys seen a set of keys around?'

 JakeinFl
JakeinFl

Pretty sure that was a whale fart at 36 second mark.

namesrlame
namesrlame

Fuck that! Penguins I could handle, whales...Hellz no

Christopher Brooklyn
Christopher Brooklyn

How can he be so calm...I would be shitting a brick..I am watching and I am shitting a brick..good thing I am on the toilet

William866
William866

2 guys whale watching in Kayaks seems like something guys riding 2 up on a street bike would be into..

OllieInChicago
OllieInChicago

Fuck you dawpheene, fuck you whaaare.  Can't wait to see Book of Mormon. 

Jagger_Lover
Jagger_Lover

The dude was right...it was just curious and wanted to check them out...smart to stay away from human parasites

 

bmqq316
bmqq316

I'm starving...I could really go for a whale blubber burger. 

Fez4Prez
Fez4Prez

big deal Ron & Fez get closer than this with a drunk orphaned centaur

tsf8golf
tsf8golf

I am getting that whale tattooed on my butt hole

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

Come on seriously...Raise your hand if you were hoping that whale flipped those kayakers like  Pancakes!?

dpiller21
dpiller21

Ron and Pepper get closer everyday. (sorry fez, you're my fat joke exception)

archg2
archg2

Monsters, there be MONSTERS in the deep!

TwizzlesMcNasty
TwizzlesMcNasty

I know there is a whale right next to your kayak but get a hold of yourself man.

CinnamonJ
CinnamonJ

This is the worst Free Willy yet. 

elephant_droid
elephant_droid

From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

SLEEPYDOG
SLEEPYDOG

Hey dude, whale's don't eat people do they?  

Recyclerz
Recyclerz

It's not the size of the kayak, it's the motion of the ocean

FLpro
FLpro

Oh look, it's Lady Trucker!?

mistawag
mistawag

They are just waiting for an opportunity to lube up that blow hole.

AnthonyLoman
AnthonyLoman

never leave the house without your harpoon

Socoral
Socoral

You are pretty much smelling whale vomit when they exhale.  Erock should have had a sniff.

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

Turns out you don't need scary music to make a terrifying video.

Foggy_Otis
Foggy_Otis

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"

TyWanon
TyWanon

Orca the "Hey how you doing?" Whale

Beer
Beer

@CheezWhiz Going' topwater on that...

Punk0
Punk0

 @Foggy_Otis The way that guy's voice was breaking at the end when he was trying to sound calm, I'd say he's gonna need a bigger scrote.

Punk0
Punk0

 @TyWanon Wow. I heard something completely different. I thought it said, "I'm gonna go get my buddy and we're gonna toss your pansy asses around like a couple of sea lions."