Tiny Kayak, Big Whale
I get it. Everyone wants to see a whale but do you really want to be this close? You know who got this to a whale? Jonah. And Pinocchio. Back off boys.
How can he be so calm...I would be shitting a brick..I am watching and I am shitting a brick..good thing I am on the toilet
2 guys whale watching in Kayaks seems like something guys riding 2 up on a street bike would be into..
The dude was right...it was just curious and wanted to check them out...smart to stay away from human parasites
Come on seriously...Raise your hand if you were hoping that whale flipped those kayakers like Pancakes!?
@Jerry65 The sea was angry that day, my friends.
@William866 Two guys, one baleen.
@Toin Coss I was hoping they'd be cossed like toins.
@Socoral He does whenever he burps.
@Foggy_Otis The way that guy's voice was breaking at the end when he was trying to sound calm, I'd say he's gonna need a bigger scrote.
@TyWanon Wow. I heard something completely different. I thought it said, "I'm gonna go get my buddy and we're gonna toss your pansy asses around like a couple of sea lions."