School Lunch Menu: Sloppy Joes, Chicken Nuggets and Satan

There was nothing wrong with the previous method of having children place a voucher in Uncle Paul's pocket, he's got arthritis so he has their little hands reach into the pants for him.

lol the mark of the beast?! fucking retards.  I have $100 that we see her kid on youporn in about 8-10 years.

Momma said, Momma Said.....Hand scanning was made by the Devil -- Billy Boucher (Bouche)

my mom looked like a lunch lady but she was a stay at home drunk.

What if Biily cuts off Janie's hand and uses it to get her chicken nugget allotment?

Dummy made the right decision, but for all the wrong reasons.

that type of person makes all of us smarter

Technology is the mark of the Beast? How are religions allowed to preach/teach this nonsense!?...WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

The last thing these rubes should worry about is a palm scanner. Their brain scan is a flat line !

Communally transmitted diseases truly are the devil at work.

I can't help but to think when I see things like this that we really are two different countries. Sometimes I wish we let them secede in 1861.

"I go to church and stuff and know my bible, and there's no place for palm readers, or any other kinda psychic tarot-card devil-worship nonsense in the cafeteria. I have 9 kids in that elementary school and I'm gonna take 'em all out."

We are fucked as a society. We have illiterates following a book  that I'm pretty sure someone else has to read to them.

Wow, that was quite the leap she took there.

Ick... I love how shes not offended by the nitrites in the hot dogs, high fructose corn syrup in the drinks, and the hydrogenated oils in the chicken nuggets...  I guess hypertension, diabetes, and atherosclerosis are all part of "gods plan".

"Church and Stuff" (stuff being weekly KKK meetings)

Now THAT'S what I call a knuckle sandwich!!! Lolololololol

Erock could not get his hand in the machine

The mark of the beef

I wonder if the palm readers will be as illiterate as the rest of the Louisiana populous.

Did anyone else have Cheese Zombies at their school? Enough said.

Abraham Lincoln is the devil. 

I've always thought the devil was behind the sloppy joe and the "square" pizza slice.who would have thought the whole time I was eating a triangular slice of pizza I was being forced to eat a half slice of the square pizza.

Dumb Coon ass motherfuckers. If Satan was the best running back in the nation playing for LSU then you would love him. "We love Satan as long as he is a Tiger. Geaux Tiger, Geaux Satan."

"I'd pull them out of the school and put them in catholic school where they won't get 'the mark of the beast' during lunch, they'll molested instead."

A lot kids skip lunch..so this might get some kids their only good meal of the day

This is the strangest fucking story I have ever heard. BTW.. Since when did elementary kids get that much of a choice in food? WOW.. I must have really gone to a poor school system

White Slide Fever.....Catch it

What the F%*k Book of the Bible is referencing Technology?  The Book of IBM.  Evangelicals is the Craziest peeples