Pit Bull Attacks Bride, Groom on Wedding Day

Aug 17, 2012


Last week in Colorado, a wedding guest, (the bride’s former best friend) left her wedding reception early, came back with a pit bull, and told the dog to attack. “He said ‘Sic her. Sic her, Skylo,’ ” she said. “The dog dragged me to the ground and shook me in its mouth.” The pit bulls owner just stood there, laughing, and then ran off. Police are still looking for the man. Contrary to early rumors the former-best-friend-turned-attacker’s name was not Mark Zito.

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28 comments
LukeUsingForce
LukeUsingForce

Obviously he was in love with the bride, hell hath no fury like a psychotic scorned.

Rob Dugan
Rob Dugan

Some people are just jerks..

Recyclerz
Recyclerz

This woman needs a few training sessions with Pai Mei and and a Hanzo sword

Binary Daoist
Binary Daoist

Watching Bill Burrs new special on Netflix this morning... great thoughtful bit on pitbulls.

ChemoSabe
ChemoSabe

I thought he was at some Walmart in Alaska or something.

TyWanon
TyWanon

This is why you never fuck a Crazy person, and act like it never happened

AssWhack!
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I grab a dog..............

Franktabulous
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When I saw 'Pit Bull tried to kill at a wedding', I wondered if Bobby Slayton was trying to work the room, and it got as weird as R&F show did on Thursday.

vegascable
vegascable

The mug shot looks like Jon Cryer evil Twin.

vegascable
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is this taking the place of the chicken dance I am sort of torn.

hpdrifter
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ok how does a guy punch a bride with brass knuckles at her wedding? Was there nothing but fags there? Not 1 guy stops it or beats the guy down so that when the cops get there he's just a lump on the floor?

FLprodivider66
FLprodivider66

There you go Catholic Sam!...there's one of YOUR "guy friends" on YOUR wedding day??

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

The wedding might have been in Colorado but you know that best friend was from Florida

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

Message to the groom : Wait until the divorce, then you'll really see a pit bull !

Docintoxicated
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I was hoping this was about the rapper Pitbull......

Binary Daoist
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Shouldn't the brides "best friend" be her husband to be?  Regardless the dude a fuckin asshole for perpetuating the stereotype of pitbulls being jerks... Some of the friendliest, gentlist dogs I've known were Pitts... Its all dependent on the doucheload owner... 

Punk0
Punk0

 @Binary Daoist The problem is that if these friendly, gentle dogs decide not to be, people can end up maimed or killed. Earlier this year, a guy I know's friend's pit bull tore a nice sized section of his face off. Before that, everyone thought the dog was a sweetheart as well. He has a pit bull too, so I only have so much sympathy for him. It's just a big scary dog for cowards to hide behind. Kind of like Anthony and his guns. There isn't anything in terms of affection or companionship that you can't get from another breed. Fuck pit bulls.

Binary Daoist
Binary Daoist

@Punk0 so what yo are implying is that your friend is a coward, and that the dog wasacting act its baseline "sweetheart" self until something haappened. You offer no history as to how your coward friend raised the dog or what he did to the dog when he bit his face. Im not willing to hear any history from you at this point because based on your further statements regarding Anthony, it seems you are generally agenda driven and might just make up anything to augment your bias. As for your arguments regarding Anthony, they have no relevance to this conversation and just tells me you don't like Anthony (in my case, an opinion that only hurts your cause). Anthony has beenfiring guns since he was 9 and owned a gun since he was 12... Guns have just been a normal part of the majority of his existence, I'm not sure where the cowardice comes into play. "Fuck pittbulls"? That's not an objective statement, you aren't looking at the issue objectively.

LizSetsFire
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@Binary Daoist Thank you so much for this post. Pitbulls are so amazing when not trained by assholes.

Murph in GA
Murph in GA

@LizSetsFire SO TRUE! But, where are the cops. That dog needs to be shot.

HoneydewWilkins
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This guy should use his powers for good and interrupt wedding proposals that try to go viral. 

K Dubya
K Dubya

Is this what you want for your people Fez?

Stilltryingregardless
Stilltryingregardless

Question: chicken or the egg?  For the record, I can't f'n stand pitbulls!  Fucking reminds me brooklyn, East New York!


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