Jackmeoff Mudd Busted!


A guy with the name “Jackmeoff Mudd” was arrested in Florida. He will be sharing a cell with a guy named Heywood Jooblowmee.

Read more at cbslocal.com.

26 comments
D0lamite
D0lamite

This is surprising! Im sure his parents had big dreams for Jackmeoff...Maybe he will get a new Muslim name in prison...

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Why did earl change his name and move to Florida? 

Burley
Burley

his new cell mate can't wait to stomp a mudd hole in his ass

Bgiant
Bgiant

If only his name was:"Poundherassuntilyouhit Mudd

TyWanon
TyWanon

His Lawyer was ... Markiss SucknFuck Gethimoff

Uberhack
Uberhack

Could be worse. He could be cellmates with Ben Dover. (Thank you Fletch)

FLpro
FLpro

His name is really Cletus Washington but this is clearly an angry response to having been arrested for trying to mind his own business and enjoy a 40 on the beach!?...Cops were lucky he didn't tell them his name was "Go Fuck Yourself You Fucking Dick"! Haha

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

Oh, he was just introducing himself! Now I feel bad...

seamus97
seamus97

does he go to the front of the line at the dmv?

@Ezra_Desu
@Ezra_Desu

I wonder if he knows Phil the DA?

archg2
archg2

Florida Florida Florida, oh the joys you bring us.

CinnamonJ
CinnamonJ

Great. How is Harvard going to find a new Dean for the Physics Department before school begins?

LabKeith
LabKeith

They're just now arresting him? He killed Ana Lucia 7 years ago.

Beer
Beer

His name is racist

the jerm
the jerm

Good thing they didn't stick him in the same cell as Ben Dover!

Franklin97
Franklin97

Now if they could only apprehend the notorious Peter Goesinya.

Bloodklot
Bloodklot

Is he incarcerated in "The Matrix" or is that mugshot misleading?

filler
filler

that is one black motherfucker.