Great News!!! For Orthodox Jewish Men: Glasses That Blur Women


How long before the hipster kids jump on this bandwagon. Orthodox Jewish men who shun contact with the opposite sex: Glasses that blur their vision. So they don’t have to see women they consider to be immodestly dressed.It doesn’t dawn on these Orthodox Jewish men that hot chicks wouldn’t want to fuck them anyway.

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24 comments
Docintoxicated
Docintoxicated

This had to have been invented by a Jewish woman and adopted by her sniveling spineless husband.

BadNewsJeff
BadNewsJeff

Ahh the joys of organized religion.  Why live your life according to rules set down 2,500 years ago by people that were not far beyond cavemen?  Also, when I don't want to see something I do this trick with my top and bottom eyelid where I make them touch together.  Or I rotate my entire skull in a direction other than the offensive image.  Maybe I could charge money and teach a class to these idiots.

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

I'm going to get these. Every time I see an orthodox Jewish woman I throw up in my mouth.

CarlosCordero
CarlosCordero

They obviously need the opposite of beer goggles.

From what I hear, they're constantly walking into bars.

TyWanon
TyWanon

Yet, they still drive better than Asian's

Punk0
Punk0

These would have the opposite effect for me.  I'd just end up finally fucking Sarah Jessica Parker like she's been wanting for the longest time.

AnthonyLoman
AnthonyLoman

They em!!! Jizz stains are really visible on dark clothing.

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

are these the same people that fuck through a hole in a sheet?

The Real Big Ed
The Real Big Ed

Beer does the same thing, yet with the opposite result.

FLpro
FLpro

Here's some advice...Move Out of the inner city and into the country with the Amish!! Why the metropolitan cities??

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

They are called Oy Vey Blockers

LizSetsFire
LizSetsFire

can they come up with something so we dont have to smell them?

TyWanon
TyWanon

What...i am still waiting for my X-ray glasses in the mail, that i bought back in 1976

TyWanon
TyWanon

@Shaggyballz74 ,,,curious? or wishing?

CarlosCordero
CarlosCordero

 @LizSetsFire Seriously, I was walking around NYC today sweating like crazy and the Jewish fellow in front of me was wearing a full on coat.

TyWanon
TyWanon

@LizSetsFire they already have, go topless, they won't be anywhere around you

Punk0
Punk0

 @TyWanon I just bought a book called Mail Order Mysteries and the X-Ray Spex were the first thing in it.  Loved the old comic book ads, although the Sea Monkeys were a bit of a disappointment.  Fucking lazy pricks never built a single castle like in the ad.

TyWanon
TyWanon

@Punk0 My poor ass family ate the Sea Monkey's as our FISH FRIDAY celebration

TyWanon
TyWanon

@Shaggyballz74 LMAO....dude this isn't Craiglist....LMAO

Punk0
Punk0

Couldn't have been very filling.  Hope you had some newspaper or sticks for fiber. @TyWanon  @Punk0