Even the Hamsters in Russia are Crazy

If that Russian's nasty slipper doesn't kill it, nothing will.

Kung-fu hamster

Teddy the Asshole Cat will take care of this crazy hamster.

In Russia, Hamster... (I got nothing)

Poor hamster is just sick of getting fucked with.  Or jus rabidly sick.

Are these people born with track suits?

That's no hamster. I'd recognize that voice anywhere. It's that kid from The Road Warrior.

Best part.. When the hamster jumped at the cameraman and he run like a pansy

I smell a new smash hit for smartphone gamers... From the makers of Angry Birds, Here Angry Hamsters. Only they fight weird Russians and the evil black sandel

"Every hamster is Kung Foo fighting."

I thought hamsters were all fat and lazy?? This hamster's clearly on bathsalts!

Can't believe the cameraman let it draw blood. That thing would have lept at me once and then i'd be scraping it's brain matter off my shoe.

He was clearly just asking for a little affection :)

PTSD from two tours in Richard Gere's rectum.

I must scrape you

hamster with rabies......always HYSTERICAL....

I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang

That mini-beast deserves the "Chester treatment".

So a Hampster is more ghetto...

In Soviet Russia, hamsters own YOU!!!

Meanwhile in America, people dont fuck with rabid forest creatures. Why are we so successful...?

That hamster came out of that guys ass swingin! I ain't goin back, man!!!

i would be fighting too if i though i was going in some drunken Russian ass. 

More rabies please!

We don't know what they tried to do with the hamster ! You'd be angry too if someone tried to use you as a sex slave !

I'm starting an underground Hamster fighting league. Im gonna Michael Vick this shit son

Hey you little bitch hamster, ever seen the movie Old Yeller.  Sure I cried, but the animal with the rabies got a cap popped in his ass.

Why do I want to don a Black Mesa outfit and smack that thing with a crowbar?

If teenage mutant ninja hamsters were real.

Russia now takes the lead over florida in the battle of craziest place on earth

That little fuck is on bath salts... You gotta shoot for the head!

I've never seen an agressive hamster before, with that rabbid growl.

Ahh yes, two gopniks doing something stupid.  This is a common sight in Russia and we have no equivalent . (Gopnik = guys who squat ((rather than stand)) anywhere outside a subway station or apartment building wearing track suits with dress shoes, drinking alcohol and fighting)

It's hungry you assholes! Animals can only survive ok vodka for so long. Unless you're a centaur...

Russian film has a long way to go, as this is actually a remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. 

Of course the hamster was on edge, those guys are same sex partners..aka GAY!?

Russian hamsters don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

Enjoy the rabies, Ivan.