A Walk to Cure Gayness

Aug 17, 2012


Taking the steps to ensure that gayness can be something that only exists in old disco records.

Found on theonion.com.

30 comments
william3453
william3453

You suffer from a debilitating psycho-sexual disorder and we're gonna get you some help buddy!

DAcks14
DAcks14

I hope Fez feels better knowing there may be a cure for him

 

Shaggyballz74
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I love my dead gay son!

god i loved that movie

Murph in GA
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Its the Onion, dummies. Of course it's not real.

Beer
Beer

Gayness can be cured with a shot...like Harvey milk was cured

elephant_droid
elephant_droid

I thought AIDS was the gay cure?

 

(that's wrong. I'm sorry)

elephant_droid
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I walked 10 miles today and, boy, my asshole is sore.

XTall
XTall

A hot dog or taco eating contest would raise more awareness.

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

I just can't believe that many people survived AIDS.  Science is wonderful.

FLprodivider66
FLprodivider66

See Fez? You're not Gay...You suffer from a debilitating psycho-sexual disorder and we're gonna get you some help buddy! ¦)

SarahMcPants
SarahMcPants

There is more truth to this than you would think. I have an orthodox christian friend that  went through 'the program'. Now he is on his 2nd ugly wife, with a 2nd kid he didnt want. Meanwhile all he ever talks about is his hair and Lady Gaga. Fucking sad.

Kevin in SC
Kevin in SC

I was riding the Vitamin Water float.  We talked sports and drank cheap American beer

TyWanon
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Why Walk...when you can Run to cure Gayness

georgiadawgsie
georgiadawgsie

i live in cobb county. that's not a real hospial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

 @georgiadawgsie I wish I had a Knob County joke, but it's getting late.

FLprodivider66
FLprodivider66

@Narc Zito...but 11:30 is when Hicks gets around to posting the good stuff haha

TyWanon
TyWanon

I personally tried to stop Gayness, by quitting Sucking DIcks............i tried

K Dubya
K Dubya

Flip flops are not very sensible footwear for any type of distance event

AssWhack!
AssWhack!

I give my chick shit every time she goes on a cancer walk. "Good for you. You walked a 5k to cure cancer. You cure it this time??????? Well maybe next year at the turkey trot."

TyWanon
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I'm an Alcoholic...but i've Never had a Drink

Diamond Dog
Diamond Dog

Hahah it had me right up until the bad actors

JWedbetter
JWedbetter

Ok, watch....These people have made the choice with their own free will. They CHOSE to state that they were gay & are now not.  Fezzie will blow up at this, blame Christians, say these people are brain washed or some dumb-ass shit.


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