Damn the 80′s were just straight batshit. No wonder no one threw a net over Boy George and Michael Jackson. The only smart thing to do in the 80s was jump in a Delorean and get your ass to a saner decade.
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At least I was able to take off my HAMMER Pants and dayglo shirt. asshats that are getting tatted necks and hands now. how is that going to go looking 20 years back.
I don't know whether to laugh or vomit ? But with all the drugs back then I'd be doing both. Ahhh,good times.
The 80's weren't so bad. Designated smoking areas in high school, real album rock stations, quaaludes, and they finally started making jeans to fit girls. And oh how they fit. Anyone remember Jordache jeans?
@MoeSzyslak01 Can you believe he included that shot in his resume!? You can imagine how disappointed poor Fezzy was when he saw him in person.
Only when the commercialism went cult... pacman fever, cabbage patch, rubix cube, swatch, smurfs, bennetton, etc. Otherwise, lawyers hadn't ruined all fun yet, kids played hard outside with only a few available electronic distractions. I think we were better off & healthier pre-techno-boom.
Cable TV had just barely started, a computer came with a cassett deck (no internet), & everybody rollerskated... These people's best available entertainment was miami vice, love boat and knight rider. IF YOU WANTED PORN YOU HAD TO BUY A MAGAZINE !?!?!?!?!