Jerry Jones Misses the Cowboys Glory Hole Days


Jerry Jones and Cowboys have won and lost. They’ve done both with dignity, but Jerry is nostalgic for the times when some of the Cowboys put their penises in holes in a mens room stall to be sucked on by anonymous strangers.

Found on buzzfeed.com.

40 comments
SLEEPYDOG
SLEEPYDOG

Glory days, glory days, glory days.... You senile old bastard 

sumwhatdim
sumwhatdim

his Cowboy hat closely resembles Agarn's

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

Have you ever heard an intelligent quote from any of these morons?

AnthonyLoman
AnthonyLoman

Could be an exciting  new coaching strategy to motivate his shitty pussy football team.. Choke and get owned by the Giants AGAIN and you all blow me through a wall. 

bmqq316
bmqq316

Glory holes, they'll pass you by...Glory holes...in the wink of a young twinks eye...Glory holes

JohnnyWest
JohnnyWest

Fortunately, Fez's "Gloryhole days" are still very much ahead of him

ecupirate
ecupirate

I guess Fez is a  Cow "BOY" fan

ecupirate
ecupirate

Blowing Leon Lett caused him to fumble in the superbowl

Steve in Tampa
Steve in Tampa

Born in Cleveland, live in Tampa.  Bucs and Browns are the only 2 teams I've ever cheered for.  I wish I had a distant cousin in New England so I could pick a winner, it must be an amazing feeling.

OllieInChicago
OllieInChicago

Leon Lett was going to the glory hole.  He came too early.

Vickroy
Vickroy

That Bruce Springsteen song Glory Hole Days gets my foot a tappin' every time!

DeathProof
DeathProof

'Beers, steers & queers...cowboys!" -Revolting Cocks

archg2
archg2

Fez could find an opening there.

TonySolo
TonySolo

So does Jerry Jones want to suck Bruce Springsteens dick?

Sean77
Sean77

I guess Fezzie is a Cowboy fan now

Fez Whatley
Fez Whatley

This is the first time I've cheered for the Cowboys!

TonySolo
TonySolo

Wow Those bathrooms at The New Cowboys Stadium sound more like bath-houses

Christopher Brooklyn
Christopher Brooklyn

Does the hole lead to the visting team locker room or the cheerleaders....I am very confused..and so are some of the players

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

I'm with Jimmy, who can so no to the glory hole days and throw in a tossed salad for us but we are gonna skip any lemon parties you have, sorry

Scrotum Phillips
Scrotum Phillips

Maybe he could teach Fez a thing or two about a thing or two.

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

Holy shit!! How'd he say all of that without moving his mouth!?

K Dubya
K Dubya

he is a dick and that is hysterical

DeathProof
DeathProof

"Glory hole days! Well, they'll pass you by! Glory hole days in the wink of a young dude's eye!"

zel
zel

Well, He IS a Cowboys fan. Whaddaya expect?

AaronInDunedin
AaronInDunedin

Freeman has slimmed down...this is the Bucs year! (I say that every year about the bucs and 'noles and  end up seriously disappointed) @Steve_in_Tampa

Steve in Tampa
Steve in Tampa

 @AaronInDunedinI was in Tally from 96-2000, and we played for the Title four of those 5 years.  I was talking NFL, besides 2002, I've never had a team in the Super Bowl.