How Much Does Batman Spend to be Batman?

Jul 19, 2012


Centives.net broke down the cost of all of Batman’s training, gear and escapades. To be the Batman, you’re going to need $2.8 million to keep it together as the dark knight. Here’s part of the itemized list:

  • Kevlar Utility Harness ($337.39)
  • Gas-powered magnetic grappling gun (you’ll have to do with a simple grappling hook $26.95 – although you could try launching it out of a gas-powered t-shirt cannon for $1,750.00)
  • Nomex survival suit for advanced infantry. Kevlar bi-weave, reinforced joints, tear resistant and bullet proof. (Lucius Fox tells us that it costs $300,000)
  • Memory cloth. (Look you won’t find some fabric that will allow you to fly. Your best bet is a hand glider and the cheapest is $3,390)
  • The Tumbler. (The closest analogue we could find is a Humvee. You won’t be tearing around roof tops in this $140,000 vehicle, but slap a bat sticker on it, make sure you stay on dark roads, and nobody will know the difference. It comes in black for an additional $1,500.)

Read more at centives.net.

22 comments
bmqq316
bmqq316 like.author.displayName 1 Like

Don't forget to figure in the cost of Sucrets after a long night of talking like Batman.

cal5000
cal5000

That aint shit for a Balla like Bruce Wayne, but it seems low.

the jerm
the jerm

What about the hush money he had to pay Robin's parents so they wouldn't go to the authorities?  Oh uncle Wayne

ecupirate
ecupirate

You forgot a loyal black man doing the black face character saying " oh mista batmans jokers comin oh lawdy lawd do what he say do what he say!!!!!

The Real Big Ed
The Real Big Ed

He's a millionaire industrialist, for cryin' out loud!

filler
filler

Squeezin Anne Hathaways fine booty in 'dat leather? Priceless.

MrLiamGreene
MrLiamGreene

utility harness $337

grappling hook $26

survival suit $300k

price of wrestling baddies in a S&M getup, priceless. #Fez

TyWanon
TyWanon

I bought my son a $2.00 bottle of Vaseline....to be Baitman

K Dubya
K Dubya like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 3 Like

He was ripped off, I bought my son a Batman utility belt and costume at Target for like 30 bucks

TyWanon
TyWanon like.author.displayName 1 Like

and i was cutting coupons to get a deal on ass cream

K Dubya
K Dubya

Don't forget the $100 to pay that dude to kill is parents


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