Do We Stop Protecting Great White Sharks!?

Jul 15, 2012


After a recent attack on an Aussie surfer where he was bitten in half, some Australian lawmakers have had enough of Great White Sharks. They want to take them off the protected list and go Chief Brody on all there asses.

Read more at deadspin.com.

 

59 comments
The Real Big Ed
The Real Big Ed

Take out every last one of the evil bastards.  There hasn't been a Great White since Marciano.

seamus99
seamus99 like.author.displayName 1 Like

Mr. Jabber J. Jaw  was and still is the only great white I trust .

FanBoy1
FanBoy1

YEAH! Radio SHark FTW!

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

Ron, stop being so hard on Fez.  Is your table floating away?

FanBoy1
FanBoy1

Screw trying to get Fez to talk, put through another Radio Shark call.

MalibuGym
MalibuGym

lol, what are you going to bring the shark up on charges w/ Phil the DA

MalibuGym
MalibuGym

I like how Pepper refers to a shark killing a human as "murder" lol

John in va
John in va

well shit if it wasnt for JAWSSS.. WHERE WOULD THE SHARK BE TODAY....

harlequincy
harlequincy like.author.displayName 1 Like

I with Pepper.  We "ain't no biologist", but the ecosystem would be fucked up without these predators...the prey would overrun the seas.

FanBoy1
FanBoy1

Love me some shark, Radio shark that is.

Ubergod
Ubergod

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

WonkyLegJoe
WonkyLegJoe

So Pepper don't surf and he ain't no marine biologist? I'm glad those questions have finally been answered.

Narc Zito
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I think we should definitely not protect the white radio shark.

FanBoy1
FanBoy1

ever have shark fin soup? it is delicious.

harlequincy
harlequincy like.author.displayName 1 Like

Kill them to the brink, and then develop a water ranch so people can pay thousands to hunt them.

Franklin97
Franklin97

Just rub vegemite on your body.  No shark will come near you with that shit on. 

BullsLawDan
BullsLawDan

Yes, we should absolutely stop protecting them.  They had that huge stage show in a tiny club that burned down the place and killed people.  Plus, the singer stole Brett Michaels' girlfriend.  They had, what, one good song?  And it was the 80's... A band named Kajagoogoo had a fucking hit, FFS.  Fuck them.

 

Wait, this is about the actual sharks, not Great White?  Nevermind.

OP4
OP4

Are they really endangered?  How many are there?

OllieInChicago
OllieInChicago

I thought Australians were badasses.  Legislating against a fish?  You fuckers are weak. 

FanBoy1
FanBoy1

Ever try Boating? Its great.

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

How about this?  Just don't swim where great white sharks swim.

 JakeinFl
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Until I hear one say.. "candygram.... Pizza delivery..." I say , surfer beware.

Christopher Brooklyn
Christopher Brooklyn

Yes save the great white...and will those dumb ass Aussie's stop swimming in their water...backward ass toilet flusher

cigarsNscotch
cigarsNscotch

If It's up to Eric Holder, I'm sure we will stop protecting them.

TonySolo
TonySolo

I bet a great white ate the Lifeguard from the GAY parade Fez would say protect the people.

 JakeinFl
JakeinFl

As an avid suRfer, I can sAy with certainty, sharks Do what they do. We are just guests.

Steve in Tampa
Steve in Tampa

The next time a Great White walks on the beach and pulls a kid into the water, I say we hunt em down.  Till then, beachgoers assume the risk.

Sean77
Sean77 like.author.displayName 1 Like

More people have been killed by gay twinks on Creig's List

queenelisabeth
queenelisabeth

surfing is not mandatory...sharks were here first

harlequincy
harlequincy

If sharks grow legs and start eating people on land, then take them out. till then, keep them protected.

TonySolo
TonySolo

Hey thats Ben Gardners surf board

BadNewsJeff
BadNewsJeff like.author.displayName 1 Like

Everyone knows that great whites were put in the waters surrounding Australia by the British in the late 18th century to keep their convicts from escaping exile. Just following Her Majesty's orders.

Shinemonkey
Shinemonkey

if your gonna swim with the fishes....you MAY be swimin wit the fishes

Mikfin
Mikfin

I'll make a Great White my bitch.

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

I can think of a lot people I would like to feed to the sharks!

TomTheMechanic
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ok so they burned down a club a few years ago and bit some surfers .. cant we just forgive and forget

 

archg2
archg2

If these Great Whites own the oceans, why do they need protecting? The ocean is filled with monsters, enter at your own risk!

Vickroy
Vickroy

It's their ocean, were just playing in it. Now, if a shark bites you in half cuz you tried to shoo it away from eating the azaelas in your back yard, that's another story

Toin Coss
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I don't see the problem with a 80's band that had  hit remaking Ian Hunter's Once Bitten Twice Shy.  Killing them seems a little Harsh....That Fire in Rhode Island was a long time ago


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