Toddler’s ‘Ain’t No Homos’ Song Puts Church on Lockdown


Multiple members of the Apostolic Truth Tabernacle Church in Greensburg, Indiana told TMZ the church office has been getting harassing calls and the pastor has received death threats at his home. The Pastor is taking a “vacation ” without telling anyone where he is hiding out. “The people who are upset Just don’t read the word of God. If we don’t teach the children the truth early they will never learn.” That’s true.  Introduce adults to your theories and they will think you are an idiot.

Read more at TMZ.com.

Want to hear the song again?  You know you do.

26 comments
AssWhack!
AssWhack!

Had this song stuck in my head all weekend. Romans One, 26 and 27...................

JasonFromCT
JasonFromCT

Really?  Death threats over saying "homos"?  I'm so GLADD to see how evolved both sides are.

Computer_Fez
Computer_Fez

Why didn't Fez listen to this song instead of C is for Cookie?

Defcon One
Defcon One

One little hate song and the church locks down like a cell block. Progress. 

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

Too bad the church won't allow him anything to do with idols.  American ones, specifically.

FLpro
FLpro

Pastor is taking "time out" to further study his White Supremacy Handbook while enjoying some R & R at his local Aryan Nation Health Spa..

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

I was thinking this might work together well with the music from "Hate Myself For Loving You". 

K Dubya
K Dubya

So this is what Fez does while sitting home alone at night.

stn022
stn022

Revoke their Tax free status.

ecupirate
ecupirate

Dru Buggie needs to remix this song

Ronnie-B 4 Prezi-D
Ronnie-B 4 Prezi-D

"If we don’t teach the children the truth early they will never learn.”

 

Perfect and concise.

Cletus from Brooklyn
Cletus from Brooklyn

They should also teach the little ones that others have the right to voice their opinions as well. Don't be surprised with the ass whoopin which should be arriving directly...

LizSetsFire
LizSetsFire

ive had this song stuck in my head for days. catchy little jingle.

Vickroy
Vickroy

 @LizSetsFire

 Was mowing the lawn last Thursday and the whole time I'm thinking "Aint no homo... on a loop over and over

TyWanon
TyWanon

@LizSetsFire ...i hear ya...aint' no Homo's gonna make it to Heaven...on a revolving loop

TyWanon
TyWanon

I wonder if Purgatory is a Nice REST STOP

K Dubya
K Dubya

 @freightfrogger  @Kevin You do realize the primary focus of this website is humor right? Stuff like exaggeration and satire, in all forms regardless of the topic. 

freightfrogger
freightfrogger

@Kevin Dubya Oh Some guy was in here saying that the little boy will be receiving a beat down very soon then I asked if he thought someone was going to beat up a little boy who didn't know what he was doing and was just doing what he was told and then another guy came in and said that the boy couldn't use that as an excuse because the German people said the same thing so I told that guy that he and the first guy should just jump in their ky plated pickup truck and head north to Gburg and beat the boy up then.

freightfrogger
freightfrogger

 @Kevin Dubya Well, Kevin and Cletus, jump in your pickup truck and go over and beat that little boy up. Greensburg isn't too far north of KY for you.