This Is Really Moving Back Home. It’s The Womb Chair.

Jun 18, 2012


Here’s a chair that will take you back.  All the way back to being in your mother’s womb.  It’s the womb chair, designed to make you feel as comfortable as you were before you were born.  The designer is still working on a matching placenta nightstand that will feed you during the night.  We haven’t met everyone’s mother, but we hope these aren’t to scale.

Read more at businessinsider.com

How comfortable does the womb chair look!?  Could you sleep in one!?

33 comments
bmqq316
bmqq316

If you buy one of these you definitely are a pussy.

rexdart936
rexdart936 like.author.displayName 1 Like

shouldnt there be a couple of ovaries as night tables?

rexdart936
rexdart936

Maybe this is what killed Rodney King.

elephant_droid
elephant_droid

I expect to see Robin Williams pop out.

 

(It's a Mork & Mindy reference showing up, people)

LizSetsFire
LizSetsFire like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

once i sat in it and closed it up i would just be transported- no i wouldnt, its a fucking chair. grow up.

pipeloader
pipeloader

damn, i thought this was the octomom porn

jwbudro
jwbudro like.author.displayName 1 Like

do you have to tie a 2x4 to your ass so you don't fall in????

jwbudro
jwbudro

always wanted my living room to smell like a tuna fish sandwich 

DeathProof
DeathProof

Are these the same people that made the bean bag titty chair?

DeathProof
DeathProof

Man, this sure beats the vagina tent I was working on...

archg2
archg2

that's a chair for #whitepeopleproblem in the world

mistawag
mistawag like.author.displayName 1 Like

does a giant penis poke through and spit at you?

CooterNail
CooterNail

You have to have some fucked up issues to want one of these. Please send all orders to CooterNail@crazybitches.com

veryspookyghost
veryspookyghost like.author.displayName 1 Like

There's lots of space to move around, it's very womby 

Ubergod
Ubergod

Do I have to liquor it up before I can sit in it?

Mikfin
Mikfin like.author.displayName 1 Like

How the hell do you wash out the meconium stain?

Mikfin
Mikfin like.author.displayName 1 Like

BTW Meconium would be a great name for a heavy metal band.

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

I probably Could Find the "G" Spot in one of these !?/?!

The Condor
The Condor like.author.displayName 1 Like

Does it bleed once a month?

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

I was allowed to shit in my mothers womb. What do they have for me in that department?

Beer
Beer

Do you have to supply your own mucus plug?

Narc Zito
Narc Zito like.author.displayName 1 Like

They're the wrong color.  The tan model should have a much smaller opening.  That size could never be filled up.  I think these should be black.

Javaman
Javaman like.author.displayName 1 Like

Well at least when people come over you have an awkward/creepy ice-breaker at the ready.  Top it off with a liquid soap dispenser shaped like a dick in the bathroom and you're guaranteed to have very few repeat visitors.

seamus99
seamus99 like.author.displayName 1 Like

looks like a fortune cookie


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