Reason #94238572432 Why Your Children Are Assholes.

Jun 20, 2012


You know how cute you think your kids are?  And how smart?  And how great?  Guess what, they’re not.  Kids are really just Lords Of the Flies. The second they are out of your sight they are savages.

Found on 4chan.org

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88 comments
Foggy_Otis
Foggy_Otis

Yes, the kids were wrong BUT... This woman had a job to do on that bus and that job was to keep those little bastards in control. Ultimately, this is another example of how people are rewarded for their incompetence. Sigh.

mistawag
mistawag

People got this all wrong. She's not crying because of the kids.. She's a coke mule and is very worried about the baloon that just burst in her ass.

@Ezra_Desu
@Ezra_Desu

The news reported last night, that her donations have reached 700K.

Foggy_Otis
Foggy_Otis

The asshole doesnt fall far from the tree!

vwgtivw
vwgtivw

I would have punched the slant eyed one.

WilliamFBaldwin
WilliamFBaldwin

I would be so disappointed in myself if I raised kids like these

xodiak
xodiak

4chan is unrelenting and unforgiving. Those kids will regret this.

Kendall in Texas
Kendall in Texas

I pissed off my 6th grade teacher to the point she threw a stapler at me across the room.  The sad thing is, I don't even remember what I did. We also forced the science teacher into early retirement that year.  What an ass I was (read: am).

Punk0
Punk0 like.author.displayName 1 Like

Ron likes to oversimplify things.  The majority of the kids on that bus weren't harassing that woman and wouldn't harass her.  I don't think the parents of these kids are afraid to hit their kids, I think they are just too busy doing their own thing and can't be bothered to raise their kids.  All the tough guys calling in with stories from their childhood are full of shit.  Kids weren't allowed to act like this 10 years ago.  Not by parents, and not by the schools. 

filler
filler like.author.displayName 1 Like

 @Punk0  ten years ago? bullshit, this was everyday on the bus for me, stop living in your old man world.

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

I know I was a huge asshole as a kid, but I guess growing up, you hate seeing the weak get pounded on.

IggyBoston
IggyBoston like.author.displayName 1 Like

Old lady gets made fun of- Donate thousands to get her a vacation.  Thousands die in some 3rd world country- Wait where'd that lady go on vacation?

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

Woops. Just remember my 11th grade math teacher that we used to torment until she cried. One day she never showed up and we got a new one. He turned out to be a statutory rapist.

Vickroy
Vickroy

This seems a lot harsher than how you fucked with your teachers or ripped her a new one behind her back as opposed to a 10 minute straight "you're an ugly sweaty fat person whos children should kill themselves" (and btw her son did kill himself 10 years ago).

 

 I agree we were all little assholes growing up, but this just seems brutal.

EdFromjersey
EdFromjersey like.author.displayName 1 Like

If this was a black lady it would be much different, we were afraid of our bus driver

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

I used to have a bus driver that would play my Black Sabbath and some times Slayer cassettes on the bus for us. It was dope

bmqq316
bmqq316

This needs to be like the end of Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back when they look up all the 12 year old's talking shit online and beat their asses. 

queenelisabeth
queenelisabeth like.author.displayName 1 Like

What the fuck happened to making your kids acting like a respectable person? Are we so afraid our kids won't like us that we are afraid to discipline them? Fuck these kids and fuck their asshole parents.

Vickroy
Vickroy like.author.displayName 1 Like

Haha, Hicks can't take 2 seconds of being called a centaur, how's he gonna last 10 minutes!? Still laughing from last week when he said, "I'm not a dwarf, I'm a human."

obladi6703
obladi6703

I remember when I was in middle school (mid 1990's), we had a substitute teacher that we constantly harassed. One time she broke down and cried. Good thing everyone didn't have cameras then. Middle school kids are asses, always have been always will be. 

Roefmli
Roefmli

Empathy and caring for others is no more.

Steve in Tampa
Steve in Tampa

Picture your Mom or Grandmother sitting in that seat, taking that abuse.  My fucking blood is boiling.

Steve in Tampa
Steve in Tampa

It's a lack of spanking.  Kids have no fear or respect for authority.  My daughters have friends that talk to me like we're equals and it drives me nuts.  They're 9.  I was a shithead too, but I respected adults, for fear of my Mom kicking my ass.

maxxcorbin
maxxcorbin like.author.displayName 1 Like

How many years was she held back?....Geezus!

JasonFromCT
JasonFromCT

175k and still not a SINGLE one of those hypocritical "anti bullying" celebrities on board.  I guess there's no special interest group for elderly, overweight, ladies for them to kiss up to.

Nerd Holocaust
Nerd Holocaust

the worst part is that these kids are horribly unfunny.  they need to work on their material

Punk0
Punk0

Joe Rogan's right.  The dumb people are just out fucking the smart ones.  Or, as Bill Hicks put it, trailer parks are filling up with your 'miracles'.  I've changed my mind on a woman's right to choose.  Now I propose forced abortions if the parents' combined IQ is below 160.  We can start a pilot program in Alabama and just see how it goes, but lower the score to 150 if the parents are related. 

Defcon One
Defcon One

10 minutes and four boys---FAIL.   1 day, so far, and 115, 000 dollars and 30 days to go--- SUCCESS!    Those kids will sit in jail and wonder how they made her so much money. Looks like she gets the last laugh.

rexdart936
rexdart936

and you wonder why Spartans killed all their defective babies.

Capt42
Capt42

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! 

memeseeker
memeseeker

A lovely peek into the the future of retirement.  Soylent Green looks better and better.

JasonFromCT
JasonFromCT

Where are all the anti bullying celebrities now? We'll see if Fex is quite so angry about this one. Something tells me not.

kevgret
kevgret

I hope these kids fucking get whats coming to them.. pieces of shit.

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

Latch key kids are the best...........yuck !?/?!

Vickroy
Vickroy

Fucking retard brains.

douginsaltlake
douginsaltlake

Why oh why couldn't this Grandma be a fucking zombie!? Never have I wanted this badly to see someone's little face get eaten off.

kylechristo4
kylechristo4

People need to stop reproducing. That's enough.

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

Fuck that!!!! Wegmanns is dope. I went to one this past weekend

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

They threatened, vandalism, murder and rape. And I'm only at the 6 minute mark.


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