Luckiest Gambler Ever

Jun 15, 2012


A Detroit man, Ronald Page, discovered that due to a bank error, his ATM account was giving him unlimited funds. So what did he do? Gamble away $1.5 million dollars at Detroit Casinos before Bank of America put a hold on the account. He had a 15 day run of withdrawing as much money as he wanted from his bank account. As of right now, it looks like he’s facing 15 months in prison. Not a bad punishment for a 2 week unlimited gambling vacation.

Read more and see the video news report at local10.com.

34 comments
Mr Nelson
Mr Nelson

He has enough comps to be under Casino arrest for that timeframe.

cosgraves
cosgraves

so i have unlimited money but the first thing im going to do is,,, try win more money?? dis guy shoulda called charlir schwab or sumpin.... double guns

pammyb
pammyb

at least he didn't lose it betting the horses with Hicks and Chick.

Javaman
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And yet Bank of America et al. gamble away nearly unlimited customer and investor funds and they get bonuses. Yep, justice is served.

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

I'd suggest any Detroit IBangers check this fool's mattress.

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

Isn't saying  Detroit and Casinos in the same sentence an Oxycotinmoron...See What I did there I mixed a Drug reference with a Two Things that should not go together Reference.  Pure Comedy Genius...ABOO

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

Isn't Detroit Casinos an OxyCotinmoron....See I mixed a Drug refence and the two things that don't go together reference....genius    ABOO!?/?!

CooterNail
CooterNail

Could be the smartest man...maybe he never gambled the money. Perhaps hidden under a tree near a rock that you know don't belong there. 

rexdart936
rexdart936

At trial we should expect to hear a diminished capacity because "he's black and living in Detroit" defense.

ShaggyBalls
ShaggyBalls

Never knew Charles Barkleys real name is Ronald Page

K Dubya
K Dubya

With the number of racist jokes you would think this was an O&A website

Franklin97
Franklin97

He didnt follow Wesley Snipes main rule and always bet on black.

Cletus from Brooklyn
Cletus from Brooklyn

If Jamal didnt find a way to funnel money out the country, then he's just an idiot...

treekiller
treekiller

Wait, Black people have bank accounts? 

CozmikKen
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Gambling away other people's money? He's got the skills for Wall Street.

Lady_Trucker
Lady_Trucker

Hmm I wonder if you'd be protected if you're under chapter 13 bankrupsey?

hackcomic
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Wait... this guy has a %100 winning atm card and brings his money to a casino? Fool....ATM = Winner

REDDYROG
REDDYROG

when your hot your hot..............

dino_electropolis
dino_electropolis

Hmmmm....there's a phrase for that kinda thing....." 'something'-rich", if I recall....

The Real Big Ed
The Real Big Ed

That's a small price to pay for a week of living dangerously.

Vickroy
Vickroy

Oh great, here comes anew round of bank fees for the rest of us thanks to this joker!

Beer
Beer

Bad thing is he spent the majority on lotto tickets and grape soda

ecupirate
ecupirate

That does not measure up to the milions he has stolen from the welfare system or the funds he did not pay in child support

Foggy_Otis
Foggy_Otis

That was a fucking great couple of weeks!


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