The Universe Will Be Destroyed. Earth Doomed.
The End is near, well not all that near but still, it will end. The Milky Way is on a head-on collision with Andromeda and the two galaxies will be destroyed. The good news is that any evidence of the TV show Two and a Half Men will be destroyed with it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCeCYj5Be9U - however if you play Crystal Gayle's "Magic" over the video, it kinda makes sense.
Just enough time to finish off this great stash of stuff I have been smoking and jam out with Floyd. What a party.
we're a part of the sagittarius dwarf galaxy and have been merging with the milky way for probably as long as blow hard has been bitter and pepper a gambling deviant.
I can see the car ads now. "Only 7 billion years until the end of the world! Get your Prius now! Save the environment!"
We are living on a spinning ball of rock that orbits around a giant ball of fire that could explode at anytime, this shit don't even scare me anymore.
I think our Sol will only last another another 5 billion years anyway so... Maybe by then we will have freed ourselves from the shackles of Earth.
and the sun is going to explode in 5000 years or wateva, makes you stop and say: what;s the point of all this?
@jerkstoresean It could be worse. We could be the Clark Bar galaxy.
@Kevin Dubya Cum Juice.
@TyWanon Megadeth reference?
@archg2 I am pretty sure it's pussy