Taunting Lion at Denver Zoo


This time it’s a young hispter at the Denver Zoo who gets to stare down a lion because of the protective plexiglass. We know how you feel lion we’d like to maul this prick too.

Thanks to gawker.com for the link.

44 comments
OP4
OP4

I would pay a thousand dollars to see that glass start to slide open. 

MikeZoltek
MikeZoltek

Man (n): staring down a lion like a douchebag through 8 inches of glass, but still flinching every time it makes the slightest move

Bloobs
Bloobs

the kid kept using stock lines

ecupirate
ecupirate

I want that glass to break so bad right now

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

If this kid walks five blocks from that zoo his ass will get kicked

bmqq316
bmqq316

I've never wished for tempered glass more in my life.

Vickroy
Vickroy

I'd give me left nut for a plexiglass fail at that moment.

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

This is how I feel when people knock on the door while I'm shitting. Poor lion

Ser_Gregor_
Ser_Gregor_

its only a matter of time before something goes awry and i need to step in and cut one of these fucking animals heads off....

vegascable
vegascable

Cat was pissed cuz the dude kept saying.."cookie?,cookie?"

TyWanon
TyWanon

BOBO: "bydaway...that was Prime Time Sam Roberts at the Denver Zoo...I'm Not Lion!"

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

So John Mayer went to the zoo after his highlarious hologram video!?/?!

kylechristo4
kylechristo4

I can't decide whether I'd rather see hipsters or Christians fed to lions. That's a really tough call.

SLEEPYDOG
SLEEPYDOG

You eyeballing me motherfucker?

brunkadunk
brunkadunk

Talk about overusing the word hipster. Dude's wearing jeans and a flannel shirt...

DerekJamesSmith
DerekJamesSmith

Hopefully lions will evolve with the ability to cut through plexiglass with their claws at some point in the future

Mr Nelson
Mr Nelson

I taunted that kid the same way when he was a baby and i jerked off onto the newborn baby window at the hospital.  shit comes full circle.

Mr Nelson
Mr Nelson

i like that america's new infatuation with going viral is fucking with misplaced jailed animals that are incapable of defending themselves.  Get a hobby or a job skeezer.

archg2
archg2

Ghost and the Darkness his ass, please will u Mr. Lion?

Wilson607
Wilson607

would have been better if the glass broke and lion ate his ass.

Furie
Furie

Reason #35 that lion wishes for death.

FLpro
FLpro

The kid's mane resembles the Lion's... establishing dominance

gavin_b
gavin_b

This video is the perfect metaphor for an internet tough guy.

gavin_b
gavin_b

This is just the deleted scene from The Wizard of Oz where the Scarecrow gets all up in Cowardly Lion's face. 

MikeZoltek
MikeZoltek

haha I guess that makes it a verb, but what the fuck ever

DrunkEpiphany
DrunkEpiphany

 @brunkadunk He's rocking a form fitting flannel with perfectly rolled up sleeves, dickies with no belt, and an intentionally disheveled hair cut...

the kid is a douche that is teasing a caged up animal