Old Man and the Sea Rebooted


This starts as a Dude Bro fishing video combined with every energy drink commercial you’ve ever seen. It ends with whatever a 14-foot-shark-wants-he-gets fable. They could use a bigger boat and smaller mouths.

Thanks to liveleak.com for the link.

28 comments
REDDYROG
REDDYROG

tarpon,not a barracuda mr. Stanley

Vickroy
Vickroy

I wish the shark just hit the bottom of his wrist.

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

Did you see that?! Did you see that!? Hey mom look what I can do!!....Shut up

piratetrucker
piratetrucker

That Flamboyant kid should carry a shark instead of a Stun gun

ecupirate
ecupirate

woman "I don't know what i am doing" Has never been more true of a statement

harlequincy
harlequincy

love the sound of beer bottles clinking as the shit jumps off

ediblegenius
ediblegenius

real question is, do you ever dangle your feet in the water ever again?

FLpro
FLpro

Bull Shark?? Lol... "I think we're gunna need a smarter DULT"

TyWanon
TyWanon

Down at the Docks, we now call him Nub's McGee

OGC
OGC

I hate this type of people.

SpeedKills
SpeedKills

I always wondered what happens when you combine Boats, Meth and a Shark

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

It's amazing that everyone thinks real life is an episode of Jackass. I loved the sound of clanking beer bottles at the 5 sec. mark!?

FLpro
FLpro

"Farwell and adieu my fair spanish ladies"...

FLpro
FLpro

Ate the whole Kintner family

FLpro
FLpro

I'll never swim in the ocean again :\

LizSetsFire
LizSetsFire

this is kinda awesome. id be shitting my pants though.

allen chase
allen chase

Nothing would have made me happier than to see this guy lose a hand and never be able to high five his doucher buddy again

memeseeker
memeseeker

Fuck, I was hoping it ended like Jaws

TyWanon
TyWanon

Fool Sharks Once Shame on You

TyWanon
TyWanon

@LizSetsFire ...Depends

Turbo_Squirbo
Turbo_Squirbo

@allen chase Or both hands. No more jackin it. Ever.

TyWanon
TyWanon

@Dee Dee Ramone ..it worked cuz the boat got KNICKed