Google Sez: Hey Neckbeards, Get Off the Computer for the Love of God
“Take one hour a day and turn that thing off. Take your eyes off that screen and look into the eyes of the person you love. Have a conversation, a real conversation,” Schmidt said.
So ya hear that? Pry your eyes off your smartphones and you computers for part of a day. Now, as to the next part, interacting with other humans, you’re on your own. Just remember you can’t hashtag in real life, people may not know what you’re talking about.
Read more at reuters.com.
I just can't bringmyslf to type the obnvious beard/beard joke.
I REALLY suck, wait, now I need a beard.
thanks eric for reminding me that i dont have anyone that loves me or even cares whether i take another breath. Thanks for reminding me that my life is empty and pointless. Got any other pearls of wisdom eric? I hope you die in a puddle of your own vomit while an underage prostitute empties your wallet and shivs you in the kidney.
Just an hour and then I want you dumb bastards googling your asses off on your iPhones, iPads, and laptops
Well, Mr. Schmidt, if I followed your suggestion, I wouldn't be reading the Interrobang right now. #Schmidtfail!
@TyWanon i think he said you have to yell at her for an hour
@TyWanon My lady is always out back in her jeans and light blue bikini top shooting arrows. Doesn't she know there is cool content on the ibang!
And New York city's like a friendly ghost, You seem to pass right through. I know I'm gonna miss the u.s.a., I guess i'll miss it every single day, But no one loves me here anyway, I know my playin
@Katmandu mis-spelled ,,,yeah Katmandu ...if you ever get out of here, thats really where you going to
@Kevin Dubya Doesn't make her a bad person.
@Kevin Dubya Sorry it took me so long to get back too you...i was in the country, shooting Archery (wink) with this hot chick in Jeans and a Blue Bikini top