Google Sez: Hey Neckbeards, Get Off the Computer for the Love of God


Google co founder Eric Schmidt had this to say to a graduating college class:

“Take one hour a day and turn that thing off. Take your eyes off that screen and look into the eyes of the person you love. Have a conversation, a real conversation,” Schmidt said.

So ya hear that? Pry your eyes off your smartphones and you computers for part of a day. Now, as to the next part, interacting with other humans, you’re on your own. Just remember you can’t hashtag in real life, people may not know what you’re talking about.

Read more at reuters.com.

46 comments
Bloodklot
Bloodklot

Norton is safe.  He has no neck, beard or chin.

 

RandallOfLegend
RandallOfLegend

A late Mother's Day reminder for the neckbeards to leave her basement and say hello.

treekiller
treekiller

I just can't bringmyslf to type the obnvious beard/beard joke. 

 

 I REALLY suck, wait, now I need a beard.  

treekiller
treekiller

I get a break from all my google android devices when I have to reboot them 20 times a day.

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

I can only achieve orgasm while sitting in a chair. 

bmqq316
bmqq316

What if they're looking into the eyes of the porn star they love?

Broxstar
Broxstar

I cant I'm addicted to glowing rectangels

Fez Whatley
Fez Whatley

The term is "Fertlenecks" not "Neckbeards" (From SNL)

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

What am I supposed to jerk off using my imagination like some kind of caveman?

frankw99
frankw99

screw you asshole,I do what I want

The Real Big Ed
The Real Big Ed

This guy's pretty shrewd, as he's still leaving the other 23 hours to push ads.

Katmandu mis-spelled
Katmandu mis-spelled

Im on the opposite 23 hr off google and one on schedule no wonder I'm stressed out

TyWanon
TyWanon

Women can use my keyboard for artificial insemination

rexdart936
rexdart936

thanks eric for reminding me that i dont have anyone that loves me or even cares whether i take another breath.   Thanks for reminding me that my life is empty and pointless.  Got any other pearls of wisdom eric?  I hope you die in a puddle of your own vomit while an underage prostitute empties your wallet and shivs you in the kidney.

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

It's called recharge time.  He does know what everyone uses Google for, right?

SLEEPYDOG
SLEEPYDOG

Just an hour and then I want you dumb bastards googling your asses off on your iPhones, iPads, and laptops

YotaruVegeta
YotaruVegeta

Well, Mr. Schmidt, if I followed your suggestion, I wouldn't be reading the Interrobang right now. #Schmidtfail!

SLEEPYDOG
SLEEPYDOG

Did one of kids post his speech on Youtube from their IPhone

SLEEPYDOG
SLEEPYDOG

He's pissed because Facebook boy is richer than he is after one day - Fuckoff Googledouche

Scott From Jersey
Scott From Jersey

I totally agree ..put down the controller and go make your Girlfriend/Wife cum.

Vickroy
Vickroy

Can I tweet about it after?

TyWanon
TyWanon

I just yelled to my Girlfriend...Hey Bitch!... you OK?, Does that count?

TyWanon
TyWanon

@Katmandu mis-spelled take a little time for yourself dogsie

TyWanon
TyWanon

@rexdart936 ...aaah good times

TyWanon
TyWanon

@blumanta she has her own Cuntroller and she is making herself cum

TyWanon
TyWanon

@blumanta ...awww shit...now you left Fez out

TyWanon
TyWanon

She yelled back...Fuck off!! You Geek!

K Dubya
K Dubya

 @TyWanon i think he said you have to yell at her for an hour

K Dubya
K Dubya

 @TyWanon My lady is always out back in her jeans and light blue bikini top shooting arrows. Doesn't she know there is cool content on the ibang!

Katmandu mis-spelled
Katmandu mis-spelled

And New York city's like a friendly ghost, You seem to pass right through. I know I'm gonna miss the u.s.a., I guess i'll miss it every single day, But no one loves me here anyway, I know my playin

TyWanon
TyWanon

@Katmandu mis-spelled ,,,yeah Katmandu ...if you ever get out of here, thats really where you going to

TyWanon
TyWanon

@jiminix she lays better with others

jiminix
jiminix

@TyWanon she plays well with others !)

Gunner
Gunner

@Kevin Dubya @TyWanon @Kevin Is that what they mean by " an itchy quiver"?

TyWanon
TyWanon

@Narc Zito @Kevin Dubya No, Just a popular person

TyWanon
TyWanon

@Kevin Dubya @Kevin I know...I gave it to her...as a sweet sweet gentle present

TyWanon
TyWanon

@Kevin Dubya Sorry it took me so long to get back too you...i was in the country, shooting Archery (wink) with this hot chick in Jeans and a Blue Bikini top