37 Morons…Fans and Their Sports Tattoos

May 28, 2012


Sports Illustrated recently posted 37 morons with their sports tattoos.  Ooops actually they said 37 fans.  They weren’t judging.   But we’ll step in  and say it for them.  Here are the ones that have just a wee bit too much umm…devotion to their team.  Are we being too hard on them?  Look for yourself– we’ve picked out 11 of the most devoted.  Then click over to sportsillustrated.com to see all 37.

 

64 comments
TheMeebs
TheMeebs

I thought about getting a sports tattoo once.  Then I came to my senses, realized I wasn't a white trash retard, and got on with my life. 

WilliamFBaldwin
WilliamFBaldwin

Top row last photo is that the cast from the Sopranos

WilliamFBaldwin
WilliamFBaldwin

My sister's Ex has a tasmanian devil with a Ranger Jersey and a bloody hockey stick on his arm  BadAss

SpeedKills
SpeedKills

Oh, never mind, thats the railing

SpeedKills
SpeedKills

Is the Eagles guy in top row wearing a metal thong?

AnthonyLoman
AnthonyLoman

Come on put up Fezzie's shitty Tampa Bay Bucaneers tattoo or whatever shit is has scrawled on his old flabby man flesh.

Mr Nelson
Mr Nelson

i was so hopeful i'd thumb through these and not see a Chi Bears picture. 

 

Son, i am disappoint.

Gtothedalf
Gtothedalf

The Nascar Tattoo is supposed to take your mind off the fact that he has no ass.

Mikfin
Mikfin

If I were going to get a sports tattoo I'd tat up my schwanz to look like a Louisville Slugger.  

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

I wouldn't mind a Danny Tartabull eating a donut with a knife and fork tat

@Ezra_Desu
@Ezra_Desu

Unless I'm serving life in prison, I'll be staying away from the face/head tats. Thanks.

ecupirate
ecupirate

i am always curious as to what kind of jobs these people have

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

 @ecupirate Ha!  That's good!  You think these dicks are employed!?

ecupirate
ecupirate

 @Narc Zito I met a guy one time who came in to apply for college and had a complete face tat with ever hole on his face tatted up. he wanted to be an IT Person

Binary Daoist
Binary Daoist

I think once the younger generations see what time does to tattoos; we'll see less of them....  While I do follow a team or two... I will always be a fan of the players not the team...

gavin_b
gavin_b

This would be a good time to post a confession about my Brian Bosworth back piece...

queenelisabeth
queenelisabeth

the 'experts' believe that facial tattoos are a sign of extreme self hatred....who knew?

ecupirate
ecupirate

Didn't Some crazy  old woman sing a song about this?

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

Every time Fez speaks on his own show, it brings the conversation to a screeching halt.

gavin_b
gavin_b like.author.displayName 1 Like

Fantasy sports... it's D&D for jocks.

TyWanon
TyWanon

HEY EVERYONE!!! Guess who loves their Sports Team!!...I DO I DO I DO!!!...You don't cuz you don't have a "Ranger's" tattoo on your rump

FLprodivider66
FLprodivider66 like.author.displayName 1 Like

I have Redwings tattoo on my nutsack...but that's a whole different meaning...(that one's for you TyWanon...figured you'd appreciate that you Sicko!!! Lol)

TyWanon
TyWanon like.author.displayName 1 Like

@FLprodivider66....Hockey Town is Nuts

TyWanon
TyWanon like.author.displayName 1 Like

I have a tattoo of "IBANG" on my flacid cock, when I get hard it spells InterroBANG

K Dubya
K Dubya like.author.displayName 1 Like

Come on lets be honest here, all tattoos are stupid

K Dubya
K Dubya

I love the pure redneckness of row 2 pic 2. He just had yo get Taz in there

GregCat1
GregCat1

#1, love the fat cherry wart on Bill Dudley. 

 

John in va
John in va

What i didnt see any fez tats com on man

JoePrich1
JoePrich1

Notice a majority of the tats are of North Eastern teams....but no southerners are the imbeciles  

OGC
OGC

 @JoePrich1 

 

If you count Washington Redskins as a North East team I count 5 North Eastern team Tattoos.

 

2 Dallas Cowboys 1 Bobby Cox (Atlanta) 1 Alabama crimson tide, 1 Texas Long Horns

 

That's 5 Northeast imbeciles and 5 Southern imbeciles

rexdart936
rexdart936 like.author.displayName 1 Like

any man with "rammer" tats on his forearms must make fezzy's anus twitch with delight.

SirRX7
SirRX7

Cmon!!! This list has absolutely zero credibility!! Where is JDubs'  Detroit Lions Superbowl Champs 2005 tattoo???


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