Pizza Hut Trying to Kill Englishmen


Some people are saying that Pizza Hut has turned Benedict Arnold on the U.S.  These confused rednecks think  that must be the only reason to explain why Great Britain would have the Pizza Hut Hot Dog Stuffed Crust pizza instead of us.  I guess they want their arteries  clogged by this pizza freak show!  One 5-stented slackjaw  even said he wanted to swim in Mustard Drizzle.  Ew.

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20 comments
gluesniffer
gluesniffer

Was wondering if its all one dog. That would be respectable

porcupineracetrack
porcupineracetrack

i ate at a pizza hut in london. all the pizza had corn on it and everyone was eating it with a knife and fork. it was then i realized i hate everyone.

TyWanon
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I would love to stick my Dawg in that Pizza Ass

Vickroy
Vickroy

We're getting the Crumpet stuffed crust Pizza here, so call it even.

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

Just think of it as being at a shitty super bowl party and eating a totinos pizza rolls then eating a pig in a blanket. Same thing

jerkstoresean
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I'm at the Pizza Hut, I'm at the Nathan's. I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Nathan's

SwollenJapsEye
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Just seeing all of these wieners on a circle reminds me...think they have half slices?

Pepper's Dead Dad
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Does the crust have one long hot dog in it or 8 little hotdogs for 8 slices? So many questions, so little time.

Turbo_Squirbo
Turbo_Squirbo

@MelvinCalvin It better be one continuous dog around the circumference. Anything less would be an insult. That's the difference between fast food and fine dining.

K Dubya
K Dubya

 I was wondering the same thing. 

Pepper's Dead Dad
Pepper's Dead Dad

Guaranteed, they only give you one little cup of mustard drizzle that won't even cover one hotdog crust thing. Extra drizzle will cost you bros. Corporate scum.

Pepper's Dead Dad
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Take 2 slices, fold them over, but first put a banana at the bottom of the fold followed by taco meat, lettuce, tomato, chedder cheese and sour cream. Top it off with some french vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce, almonds, jimmies and whip cream. After that, grab a shotgun, put it in your mouth and pull the trigger.

Katmandu mis-spelled
Katmandu mis-spelled

Fuck I'm starving do we have any pizza or hotdogs...... Ron and fez back mOnday, right on