Is This the Sexiest Bikini Ever!?


No, Not even close. This may be the worse bikini ever. This is someone named Adrienne Bailon and for some reason she is wearing a bathing suit rejected by Judy Jetson. She also borrowed her sunglasses from the Ghostbusters secretary, so it’s not a total loss.

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42 comments
Willie Nillie
Willie Nillie

The dress part needs to go then it would be perfect.

Shinemonkey
Shinemonkey

Its to distract from the huge moose knuckle she sports

Toin Coss
Toin Coss

I don't want to look, but I must!?

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

Monokini?  Did she get it from Zito?

Kyle
Kyle

I am pretty sure the designer of that bikini was a Darth Vader fan.

Burley
Burley

that is fucking ugly fez would not be caught dead in that

dpiller21
dpiller21

she just needs a black sleep apnea mask and she'd look like a villian from some crappy batman movie.

bmqq316
bmqq316

The advertising slogan on this thing should be, "When You Really Wanna See Moose Knuckle".  

WilliamFBaldwin
WilliamFBaldwin

Didn't you guys give that lady money when you first moved to New York.

Riverguy
Riverguy

High heels on the beach always classy (said sarcastically).  In this case I guess that's the least of her worries.

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

"turn around and bend over and I will tell you what I think of your outfit"......haha my wife stopped asking me that question years ago because the answer is always the same

meddoc21
meddoc21

imagine explaining those crazy tan lines

FLpro
FLpro

Doesn't matter how bad that bikini looks because if I was there with her on vacation, we'd never leave the hotel room

shrekkalove
shrekkalove

Too bad she forgot her mid-thigh sports socks and tennies.

Broxstar
Broxstar

I wish Penn Jillette would rape her

shortbusdriver
shortbusdriver

Was this designed by the girl who designed Seinfeld's pirate shirt?

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

How much did she get paid to do that photo shoot?  Not nearly as much as it cost her in reputation currency.

BlueHeelerKY
BlueHeelerKY

That's not a camel toe, it's the whole fucking camel!

FunkinWesley
FunkinWesley

And for all us non-gays, how bout that rack and fart box?!!?

BenFromIowa
BenFromIowa

What? No. Why is she wearing a Mitsubishi logo?

Turbo_Squirbo
Turbo_Squirbo

Sure it's an attention getter, but if she looked in the mirror before going outside in that ridiculous thing, then she's delusional.

mstrn8
mstrn8

You guys are mean. That suit was designed to correct her arched spine.

shrekkalove
shrekkalove

This is perfect church-to-beach wear

archg2
archg2

Bat-Girl goes to the beach... would be sexy if the body was sexy, doesn't cut my mustard.

elephant_droid
elephant_droid

The back of the bottoms isn't awful....but not enough to save it.

XTallOne
XTallOne

That bikini would give you the worst tan line ever.

 

LizSetsFire
LizSetsFire

girls who wear heels to the beach should be beaten to death with them.

tommy-o
tommy-o

 @LizSetsFire seriously, how does that even work.  look at the second picture, the heals aren't even going into the sand.   IT's freaking crazy.     There's some kind of voodoo shit going on and i don't like it.