Are Egyptian Husbands Going to Get a Goodbye Bang!? (updated)


Some reports are claiming that Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives – for up to six hours after their death.  Daily Mail is reporting that there is a controversial new law that is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women’s rights of getting education and employment.  One source is claiming that this is unsubstantiated rumor.

Sex with the dead is not unheard of in some cultures.  The National Review is reporting that a Muslim Imam declared sex with a corpse is religiously appropriate.   It seems to be all the rage.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

49 comments
Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

my better judgement had me delete what i was really gonna post...yay me

beerbuzzard
beerbuzzard

Well at least there won't be any dirty little sand babies if there pussy is cold

Burley
Burley

she was a dead fuck in life now she a dead fuck in death they are a nasty fucking culture.

WilliamFBaldwin
WilliamFBaldwin

Knocked up in heaven, she won't getting invited to any of those virgin parties

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

I thought when she died then you got to fuck her sister, much better in my opinion

TwizzlesMcNasty
TwizzlesMcNasty

I just got the call boss that my wife just died. 

oh do you need to go home early?

I've got a few hours.

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

All of the corpses are going to show up to the morgue with cum on their faces

elephant_droid
elephant_droid

Beware husbands that have sex with their dead, employed, educated, 13 year old wives. There just isn't a place for that in our community and you will be punished.

SerotoninsGone
SerotoninsGone

tss tss It's like, what is this, the die-bang or sumpthin!? tss tss

Ojisan
Ojisan

Another new measure introduced due to popular demand was to make the Egyptian national pastime throwing rocks at the moon.

elephant_droid
elephant_droid

At least she doesn't have to see his dirty, sand filled, uncircumcised dick that is 5 times darker than the rest of his skin.

elephant_droid
elephant_droid

Up to 6 hours? I could rationalize the first 10 minutes while she is a little warm. Also, alive or dead? who fucks for 6 hours?

meddoc21
meddoc21

no, no go ahead she won't feel a thing. I promise

Katmandu mis-spelled
Katmandu mis-spelled

I'm tired of women being smarter than me any way and that is directed mostly at strippers

vegascable
vegascable

What if you had a Harem and two of your wives suddently got into a camel accident or a magic carpet tragedy? Are Ménage à trois allowed?

Yuuuck
Yuuuck

Ummm...   Why?   

TyWanon
TyWanon

I...I....I am Egyptian Mortician

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

The great thing about sex with Muslim women is there's no clit to get in the way.

SLEEPYDOG
SLEEPYDOG

Let me guess this story didn't come from Aljazeera - Islam a religion that is pro Necrophilia and underage sex no wonder they have to cover their women like old couches 

DavidFromPA
DavidFromPA

No different then having sex with a women you have been married to for over 10 years anyway,

FLpro
FLpro

Giving new meaning to "having a COLD one"!

FLpro
FLpro

He can finally get the anal sex she's been avoiding

Narc Zito
Narc Zito

"I'm deathly tired!"

 

"Doesn't matter."

Smoky Mountain Cabin
Smoky Mountain Cabin

You think that was rigor mortis?  I don't know... I think I gave her an orgasm

Igglesphan
Igglesphan

Where are the feminists?  Where is the outrage?  Bush did it. 

fezitorium
fezitorium

The last thing I am going back to is the same old snatch after the unlucky lottery frees me from my marital obligations. That's real sickness. 

Scott From Jersey
Scott From Jersey

Now they will stone Women to death in the streets just to bang them. 

LizSetsFire
LizSetsFire

why cant we just fire bomb these people?

HollyGothic
HollyGothic

um. . . .  I guess that could be a new way to deal with grief. . .

FLpro
FLpro

At least you know she won't talk back!

mitchj84
mitchj84

 @blumanta Yup, it's known as the old Stone and Bone!  Or "Stone em and Bone em" in some circles...

FLpro
FLpro

@LizSetsFire...the desert heat has baked their brains