Are Egyptian Husbands Going to Get a Goodbye Bang!? (updated)
Some reports are claiming that Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives – for up to six hours after their death. Daily Mail is reporting that there is a controversial new law that is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women’s rights of getting education and employment. One source is claiming that this is unsubstantiated rumor.
Sex with the dead is not unheard of in some cultures. The National Review is reporting that a Muslim Imam declared sex with a corpse is religiously appropriate. It seems to be all the rage.
Read more at dailymail.co.uk.
I just got the call boss that my wife just died.
oh do you need to go home early?
I've got a few hours.
Beware husbands that have sex with their dead, employed, educated, 13 year old wives. There just isn't a place for that in our community and you will be punished.
Another new measure introduced due to popular demand was to make the Egyptian national pastime throwing rocks at the moon.
At least she doesn't have to see his dirty, sand filled, uncircumcised dick that is 5 times darker than the rest of his skin.
Up to 6 hours? I could rationalize the first 10 minutes while she is a little warm. Also, alive or dead? who fucks for 6 hours?
What if you had a Harem and two of your wives suddently got into a camel accident or a magic carpet tragedy? Are Ménage à trois allowed?
Let me guess this story didn't come from Aljazeera - Islam a religion that is pro Necrophilia and underage sex no wonder they have to cover their women like old couches
The last thing I am going back to is the same old snatch after the unlucky lottery frees me from my marital obligations. That's real sickness.
@vegascable "Magic carpet tragedy" made me howl. Thanks.
@FLprodriver66 Why not take a trip down the 'old dirt road' before she takes the long dirt nap?
@blumanta Yup, it's known as the old Stone and Bone! Or "Stone em and Bone em" in some circles...
@HollyGothic Better yet, Anwar Sadat.