Birds Keep Hitting Airplanes. They Are the Deer of the Sky.


We are sure to get our next Sully sooner rather than later. Birds continue to collide with planes in alarming numbers, as a strike against a JetBlue plane Tuesday in New York and one against Vice President Joe Biden’s plane last week. It’s time for a show down. Who owns the sky? Humans or birds !?

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31 comments
DeathProof
DeathProof

It's proof that they used to be Dinosaurs...killer instinct is deeply engrained in their DNA!

DeathProof
DeathProof

Al Queda finally figured out smarted the TSA...with carrier pigeons!

Moon Rocks
Moon Rocks

Maybe we should put a lil clone Dick Cheney out there on the wing to shoot at the birds.

Recyclerz
Recyclerz

Native American birds?  Nuh-uh.

 

The problem birds are all Canadian geese!

 

Now Obama's order to invade Canada doesn't look so illegal now does it?

FanBoy1
FanBoy1

Bird casino? That wouldnt take much Scratch.

Shinemonkey
Shinemonkey

Birds are the new Kamikazis .... BONZAI !

harlequincy
harlequincy

I think I heard a reporter ask "And how is the bird doing?

SpeedKills
SpeedKills

I hit a bird with my car the other day, Planes are such pussies.

shrekkalove
shrekkalove

More proof that birds are evil, human killers.

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

It used to be the Pteranodon or Pterodactyl and Fred made one into a record player

TyWanon
TyWanon

Maybe Turbines are like the Bird's Kate Upton...and they are just trying to fuck it

SpongeSteve
SpongeSteve

I'm sick of all these mother fucking birds hitting all these mother fucking planes!

SpongeSteve
SpongeSteve

maybe we can put them all on a train and send them all out to Montana or something

Jagger_Lover
Jagger_Lover

Bird strikes happen ALL THE TIME...it's when they get sucked into the engine or crack the windshield that it is an issue...

TyWanon
TyWanon

MissTravel.com is pissed for the timing of this article! Its a definite conflict of interest

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

"I thought we had a deal!!!!"-George Costanza

FLpro
FLpro

What happened to "Fly the friendly Skies"? There a Parrot-ly seems to be some Fowl play...Silly Geese!

Turbo_Squirbo
Turbo_Squirbo

That's just an anti-bird spin on a story as old as flight.

TyWanon
TyWanon

@FLprodriver66 More Like Sully Geese