Batman Bum Rushes Camden Yards
It wouldn’t be opening day without an attention deprived non-fan running onto a baseball field. But this guy picked the right ballpark with Camden Yards. The police are so slow to nab him, he only has to run at a slow trot and still has time to do his pantomime lawnmower act. He eventually loses the numbers game, but the lesson here is when running from the law, don’t let your cape get in your eyes.