Which One’s Pink!? No One! It Doesn’t Exist.


Bad news for little girls. There is no such thing as Pink. Pink can’t exist in nature without a little rainbow-bending help, which would allow the shades of red and violet to commingle. This is leading scientists to believe, that “pink is a made-up color.” Good to know that Scientists would rather sit around and fight over what colors exist in nature than coming up with a cure for cancer. Assholes.

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73 comments
TyWanon
TyWanon

Ok so much for Color, I know what pink Taste's Like

Verbal Kint
Verbal Kint

I knew women were crazy.  They are all into those imaginary things like: the color pink, and unicorns, and consensual sex.  

shotaboogray
shotaboogray

asshole cancer?

 

minus green, the new pink

 

cigarsNscotch
cigarsNscotch

Probably the same bastard scientists that are telling us Pluto is no longer a planet.

Mikfin
Mikfin

Can I still say "one in the pink and one in the stink"?

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

Are we eliminating the singer Pink from nature too? I might be able to get behind this

DeathProof
DeathProof

We're living in the Matrix! What else doesn't really exist? Holy hell! It's all an illusion!!!

Midnight Rider Daddy
Midnight Rider Daddy

....."while you're fingerbanging old mary jane rottencrotch, in her pretty "LIGHT RED" panties."   Oh Sgt. Hartman, why wont they just leave your classic lines alone? 

harlequincy
harlequincy

How are people going to describe to someone how they like their steak cooked?

SpaceAnimal
SpaceAnimal

I guess all the breast cancer awareness was a waste

 

jerseyfatboy
jerseyfatboy

Who cares orange is still a color. Thats all the colors we need.

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

I used to draw white people as pink when I was a kid and of course I would use all the other colors for the other races depending

hachizzle
hachizzle

Interrobang!?: Steven Tyler no longer has a favorite color!

Solo_Gangbang
Solo_Gangbang

I think Fez's number correspond to the lightness of the skin color.

SpaceAnimal
SpaceAnimal

I always knew pink lemonade was a fucking scam

 JakeinFl
JakeinFl

If pink doesn't exist, what the fuck color is pepto???????

Midnight Rider Daddy
Midnight Rider Daddy

Davey Mac's herpes are pink, valtrex only works on puss filled pink sores.

Normldrum
Normldrum

FUCK ME. now i have the fucking Aerosmith song in my head.

 

maxxcorbin
maxxcorbin

Today Obama followed the scientist lead in saying that the bad economy and high gas prices don't exist.

LoneStarViking
LoneStarViking

Brown is all colors together. Ya know shit color.

sailor
sailor

Pink roses were born that way!

LabKeith
LabKeith

Ugh. To say something "is a made up color" just because it isn't a point in the continuous visible spectrum is just silly.

 

Pink (/magenta) can exist in nature through color subtraction (e.g. removing green light from white light). I don't know if there are natural sources of pink light, but there's no real reason why not.

harlequincy
harlequincy

The insulation in my house was made by the Pink Panther and guess what, he was fucking pink.

fat_matt
fat_matt

pink exists......look at my wife's sock

TheBMD1
TheBMD1

"Why do I have to be Mr. Pink? It's not even a real color. I'll be Mr. Purple." from an early draft of Resevoir Dogs

SH4RKYx
SH4RKYx

Ron is on fire today. I'm laughing my cock off.

FLpro
FLpro

No Pink?? Then what are my two fingers going into?

dirk_lance
dirk_lance

i think we all know exactly where pink exists in nature

Boogie_in_VA
Boogie_in_VA

Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet - the colors of the rainbow

ArchitectWes
ArchitectWes

I took color theory in college.. would you all please call an expert...

White Dog
White Dog

Black, White, Brown, and Gray are all neutrals.....therefore any Primary color mixed with a neutral can not be concidered a "color"......pink takes red (primary) and white (neutral).

tgodmad
tgodmad

We're all pink on the inside.  Right Fezzie?

TBoAtl
TBoAtl

If any of these nerds ever got laid they'd know pink exists #virgins

Vickroy
Vickroy

One Half of the Tuscadero twins are very upset over this news.

FanBoy1
FanBoy1

Strawberry Quick = pink!