Tree Lobsters Found Clinging to Rock in Pacific Ocean! (That’s Tree, not Three)


In what feels like the beginning of a sci-fi/horror film, large tree lobsters thought to be extinct have been found thriving on a giant rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Scientists are thrilled with the discovery and said the tree lobsters are tasty with drawn butter.

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40 comments
BAC 420
BAC 420

In the distant future... Johnny Rico starts the next war by freeing the infamous tree lobsters.

Moon Rocks
Moon Rocks

This is bullshit.  I saw one of these at the end of Men In Black in 1997.  

TEXmex
TEXmex

I'm not sure which is creepier... These aliens or that dudes unibrow

TyWanon
TyWanon

We thought we Lobster, But now we Flounder

HollyGothic
HollyGothic

Jesus Christ, those are creepy-looking! Kill it! Kill it!

neciakaye
neciakaye

How messed up is that last line???

ABQ_Luke
ABQ_Luke

These lobsters are fucked when the chinese find out they are good for the wang.

XTallOne
XTallOne

It is always great to discover a new species to dominate and eventually wipe of the face of the earth.

Yuuuck
Yuuuck

Lets git a big-ol' steamer pot n fix emup like crawdads.  Mmm boy thats some good eatin right there

mossberg79
mossberg79

i would of been the worst person to discover those, i would of stomped everyone of those fucking things!!

 

alboulder
alboulder

Today tree Lobsters tomorrow Bigfoot. Yay Pepper Bobo!

CW from Scranton
CW from Scranton

Those aren't tree lobsters they are bugs from under Peppy Hamburger's bed !

liquidalloy
liquidalloy

Wtf. Kill these shit fuckers and burn the unibrow queer bug raper.

SeanyNoName
SeanyNoName

 @TheIBang 

how many tree lobsters do you think you could take out before the swarm overtakes you?

bjinsky
bjinsky

Where is johnny Rico when you need him?

Blazer
Blazer

They found 24, I think I could eat the entire species in one sitting. 

MrWufMet
MrWufMet

That rock island alone is creepy

loganfield
loganfield

It's an ugly planet!  A bug planet!

DeathProof
DeathProof

Hey Ronnie B! How would you knock out one of these things? How many could you take on at once?

nathanpayne29
nathanpayne29

Why the fuck do white people want to TOUCH everything!!??

Beer
Beer

put a saddle on that bitch

 

MagickSpider
MagickSpider

Yes, by all means, let's bread these giant insects so I have to worry about one of them fucks crawling in my ear next time I go camping...

DanKlein9
DanKlein9

Tree Lobster? More like Tree Lobster...I'm sorry, I'm worried about Fez

ecupirate
ecupirate

Holy Fucking Shit its a Dinosaur

Solo_Gangbang
Solo_Gangbang

It's an ugly rock in between australia and new zealand, a BUG rock between australia and new zealand!!

c_ocobean
c_ocobean

i wonder if these creatures are high in cholesterol

queenelisabeth
queenelisabeth

I'm saying melted butter and some cheddar buscuits

cton
cton

forget the tree lobster look at that guys uni-brow

Broxstar
Broxstar

im thinking new B-52's song

shinemonkey
shinemonkey

There is some prehistoric shit south of the Equator

Jim from Alabama
Jim from Alabama

These could have probably lived in Pepper's beard......

 

Christopher Brooklyn
Christopher Brooklyn

Ok just kill me now...if I see one of them in person I want to die..JUST DIE

ABQ_Luke
ABQ_Luke

 @SeanyNoNameI'm gonna go with tens of thousands.  I have a decent right cross, but I think the guts become an issue once you have thousands of them splattered around you.  If I was wearing golf shoes maybe I can go longer.