The Hunger Games Is The New…Fill In The Blank


The Hunger Games is coming to theaters.  But what is “The Hunger Games”?  People can’t decide exactly what it is, but they do know it’s the new version of something old.  For anyone waiting for the next Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Flies, Twilight and Occupy movement, good news.  They’re all here in one convenient “Hunger Games” package.
Read why The Hunger Games is the new Star Wars at moviefone.com
Or read why The Hunger Games is the new Harry Potter at forevergeek.com
Or see why The Hunger Games is really the new Lord of the Flies at businessweek.com
Oh wait.  The Hunger Games is the new Twilight.  Read about that at ryanseacrest.com
They’re all wrong.  According to Penn Badgley, The Hunger Games is the new Occupy movement.  See that at nymag.com

49 comments
tommy-o
tommy-o

The Hunger Games is the New....   movie from Lionsgate Films directed by Gary Ross (Pleasantville, Seabiscuit).  Opening everywhere Tomorrow March 23rd.  Reserve your ticket now by calling 777-FILM (local and long distance rates apply). 

 

I'm am so good at these.  

MurphLovin
MurphLovin

Hunger Games is the new Deep Throat

FanBoy1
FanBoy1

Big bang theory = widely popular and no idea as to why.

harlequincy
harlequincy

Lord of the Flies was brutal...Jack would assassinate all these Hunger Game pussies.

ArchitectWes
ArchitectWes

Hunger Games is the new... "Battle Royale" becaus its a copy of the Battle Royale movie series..

maxxcorbin
maxxcorbin

Hunger Games is the new...Herman Cain Political ad....I don't care and i'm not watching it.

ecupirate
ecupirate

Is the New King Pin, Woody drinks and teaches someone with talent

Vincent Kaprat
Vincent Kaprat

Hunger Games is the new Lost.  FINALLY A NEW LOST!!!!!!!!!

 

Solo_Gangbang
Solo_Gangbang

Would it kill Fez to read a fucking book from time to time?

NJGutter
NJGutter

Hunger Games is the new....."I don't give a shit, I'll wait for Netflix".

K Dubya
K Dubya

It's already been listed but %100 Running Man

Iron.Gland
Iron.Gland

Summer camp with a gladiator twist.

bmqq316
bmqq316

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

queenelisabeth
queenelisabeth

twilight without the suck, vampires or werewolves

Mr Nelson
Mr Nelson

billion dollar teenage girl exploitation machine?

Ants_Dad
Ants_Dad

She does kind of look like Stifler's mom

archg2
archg2

come on that's easy....John Carter MAJOR FAIL!!!!

FLpro
FLpro

Is the new..."Who's this new Hot Chick?" Movie... personally, I need to see this just to see MORE OF HER!!!

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

I've gotta say, when I'm hungry, it's not a fucking game at all

NYgirly
NYgirly

Hunger Games is the new traffic driving key word for news aggregator sites.

Turbo_Squirbo
Turbo_Squirbo

Hunger Games? More like bunghole shit fart fuck.

Pepper's Dead Dad
Pepper's Dead Dad

I like my Sci-Fi to be a little more subtle in it's social criticism, like "Brazil" or "They Live".

Pepper's Dead Dad
Pepper's Dead Dad

What the fuck kind of name is Penn Badgley? Fuck Penn Badgley!

tommy-o
tommy-o

 @vegascable I think you're wrong, Richard Bachman was that guitar player who wrote "Takin' Care of Business"

vegascable
vegascable

That does sort of goes hand in hand with my pick of the Long Walk both written by Richard Bachman.

porcupineracetrack
porcupineracetrack

@pepperjackb i don't know. probably. i just really like space camp.