Mickey Rourke Thinks Moneyball is Torture


Armond White and Mickey Rourke agree on at least one thing: torture is being forced to watch Moneyball. It’s never easy to be honest about a friend’s work but Mickey taken the easy route. Bravo Mickey. Now we await Brad Pitt’s review of Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.

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What well reviewed film to think of as torture ?

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63 comments
caseypickles
caseypickles

Slumdog Millionaire sucked balls! Life is hard in Mumbai, I get it, I get it!

 

TyWanon
TyWanon

Does Mickey Rourke really refer to himself jacking off .....as Money Ball?

Z. Stardust
Z. Stardust

Didn't laugh once during What about Bob?

TonyFrederick
TonyFrederick

Footloose. Used to like it till some Syracuse gay guy fucked it up in a shitty local yocal production.

Vinnieappliance
Vinnieappliance

All Quentin Tarantino movies, all the dialog is fake and forced.

kjcbird54
kjcbird54

I have never been able to sit through A Clockwork Orange. It sucks.

FanBoy1
FanBoy1

Step Brothers

Titanic

The English Patient

Clockwork

Its a wonderful life...just for starters.

Assy
Assy

Dancer in the Dark stinks as well, why did she become a retarded retard during the fight with the guy from the Green Mile? She was blind, not mute.

door4ablanket
door4ablanket

Matrix, too big of a stretch. Keono as chosen one?

Joesleezbag
Joesleezbag

Boondocks saints is fucking terrible

Christron
Christron

Also Grease or any movie that characters randomly break into song and dance gives me uncomfortable sweats

 

Assy
Assy

Crash is such a heavy handed over the top depiction of cliche stereotypes I've ever seen. I vowed to never watch it again before it was over.

DBA
DBA

Turned off fear and loathing. There was no story, I couldn't focus.

vagpoop
vagpoop

That movie Gigli sucks.

White Dog
White Dog

TPearl Harbor Titanicy 40 Year Old Virgin And that awful Benjamin Button shit-hole Never made it through any of those 3 1/2 hour pieces of donkey droppings.

Christron
Christron

I can't sit through a second of Rocky Horror Picture Show and i lost my virginity the first time i watched it

 

SH4RKYx
SH4RKYx

I wanted Lock stock and two smoking barrels to be good. Fuckin shite.

 

JeffSiddall
JeffSiddall

I hate 2001: A space odessy and Clockwork Orange. 

chrisd636
chrisd636

Scarface. Absolutely 0 likeability in any of the characters, and just a dull story.

turtle553
turtle553

"Where the Wild Things Are". Whiny kid, annoying characters

timegoat
timegoat

I refuse to even watch whatever movie "Show me the money" comes from. Looked awful from the trailers alone.

BigBadBri
BigBadBri

Bridesmaids...the only laugh was when she shit in the street.  And that was more of an uncomfortable sympathy laugh.  I don't get what the hype is all about.

Scrotum Phillips
Scrotum Phillips

hated Requiem for a Dream. Most Aronofsky stuff is overrated. 

DAcks14
DAcks14

Any movie Gbaby liked I think is complete crap.....Bridesmaids?  Superhero movies?  UGGGGHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh

skyscraper
skyscraper

also, 2001 A Space Odyssey is painful.

Tom the Cop
Tom the Cop

Harry Potter and the Fill in the Blank

Peculier
Peculier

Tree of Life. Artsy piece of shit with no real story and flashing pictures of dinosaurs.

Snake eyes
Snake eyes

Avatar is legitimately one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Sure it looks good but Just because you put shit on a silver platter doesn't make it a good meal

skyscraper
skyscraper

I love David Lean films, but can't get through Dr. Zhivago.

jare215th
jare215th

Resevoiur dogs. I never got into it. Some parts are cool but overall ok

Mikfin
Mikfin

Deep Throat.  I didn't believe Linda Lovelace's motivation in this film

UnicornFigurine
UnicornFigurine

The Kids are Alright. That movie was soooooooo cringe-inducing!  Gay for the sake of being PC. Yuck!

TheRealPatrickW
TheRealPatrickW

Ghost World sucked, I wanted to punch that chick in the face

CamfromToronto
CamfromToronto

Rain Man is another. Liked it as a kid, now realize its really just a shitty 80s Tom cruise movie

sfjdotcom
sfjdotcom

It's a Wonderful Life

 

The entire message of the film is "don't follow your dreams, your life belongs to everyone else, everything will be fine."

Scrotum Phillips
Scrotum Phillips

Gran Torino. Cheesy plot and moral. And the acting was so horrible it ruined the realism he was going for. 

TheBeast1
TheBeast1

I know a bunch of people who loved Napoleon Dynamite--I don't think I've hated another movie that much before or since.

Mikfin
Mikfin

Brokeback Mountain

Jeff
Jeff

Brazil!

 

Christron
Christron

I can't even watch it on a nostalgic level

Moon Rocks
Moon Rocks

@rbloomer76 You're out of your goddamn mind.