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Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles Are Not Teenaged
Big Micheal Bay pissed off a lot of no-life fanboys when he announced that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were not mutants but aliens . Apparently Bay is dropping Teenage from the Turtles too because the title is now just Ninja Turtles. Nice Mike, way to streamline. Next is a remake of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest that Bay simply calls Nest.
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how did aliens learn ninjitsu? Unless... was the japanese civilization actually settled by Ancient Aliens?
Heres the idea....Ninja Turtles Soup ...an aphrodisiac of a film, with full fledged frontal Turtle nudity
Shouldn't he just call it alien ninjas? It's as stupid as calling a movie the karate kid when there's no karate, what a minute...
They had to make them adults, or else they would have to cut the pivotal gang rape scene from the final version.
@SpaceAnimal a romantic comedy for me is a movie where zito dies while i jerk off
@SpaceAnimal that came off meaner than i meant....sry zeets