Michael Bay’s Ninja Turtles Are Not Teenaged


Big Micheal Bay pissed off a lot of no-life fanboys when he announced that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were not mutants but aliens . Apparently Bay is dropping Teenage from the Turtles too because the title is now just Ninja Turtles. Nice Mike, way to streamline. Next is a remake of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest that Bay simply calls Nest.

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19 comments
jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

Middle age normal alien turtles, middle age normal alien turtles, middle age normal alien turtles.. Heroes in a half shell, turtle power!

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

How long before it comes out that it's just a 'Paul' remake?

SpaceAnimal
SpaceAnimal

if this turns out to be a romantic comedy starring zito by the end ill love it

tommy-o
tommy-o

Also... What about the ooze?  THE OOZE!!

tommy-o
tommy-o

how did aliens learn ninjitsu?  Unless...  was the japanese civilization actually settled by Ancient Aliens?

TyWanon
TyWanon

Heres the idea....Ninja Turtles Soup ...an aphrodisiac of a film, with full fledged frontal Turtle nudity

Ubergod
Ubergod

I'd rather watch Gamera.

Broxstar
Broxstar

Ronnie B quote says "Giant Fighting Turtles From Outer Space"

mgz
mgz

... jesus christ

 

fitzyMFNcent
fitzyMFNcent

UGHH!!!! Why don't he just make them the immature radioactive samurai slugs! #Sarcasm

Cletus from Brooklyn
Cletus from Brooklyn

Shouldn't he just call it alien ninjas? It's as stupid as calling a movie the karate kid when there's no karate, what a minute...

Turbo_Squirbo
Turbo_Squirbo

They had to make them adults, or else they would have to cut the pivotal gang rape scene from the final version.

Raybot
Raybot

Now if he would just change the turtle to Muppet Babies I'll be so in.

Katmandu mis-spelled
Katmandu mis-spelled

Are people really upset, who gives a crap. I like turtle soup and frog legs

tH0mBuS
tH0mBuS

it's actually going to be a remake of the color purple but with alien turtles.

fanofcan
fanofcan

Now they practice Karate and not Ninjitsu

They are now karate alien turtles