High Schooler Attempts to Get a Prom Date


This Minnesota Teenager, Mad Mike Stone, has been going to twitter and hitting up every one of his favorite porn stars to be his date to prom. Though he’s gotten a couple to say yes, he still has the small problem of getting air fare money together to fly the young ladies out to Minnesota. Good luck Mad Mike! We’re pulling for you!

See more of his tweets, and some of the responses at  buzzfeed.com .

23 comments
BAC 420
BAC 420

100% this ends in a murder-suicide (we can only hope)

Riverguy
Riverguy

Unfortunately he wont be attending the prom since he failed Spelling!  This dyslexic bastard was inviting his favorite prom stars.

bmqq316
bmqq316

Did he send one to Paris Hilton too?

Kendall in Texas
Kendall in Texas

Kid asked Kathy Ireland to our prom. She was in town shooting the great film, Necessary Roughness. "I hope you stay tuned as the Texas State marching band does its salute to gun racks and open beverage containers; which is only legal in Texas."

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

No Rachel Starr? Who am I kidding, this pussy couldn't handle Rachel Starr

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

I wish twitter existed when I was in school. Instead of prom I just stayed home and mentally fucked these women

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

Nikki Benz the rules and accepts date to prom

cigarsNscotch
cigarsNscotch

If this kid really wanted to draw some attention, he'd take Bridget The Midget.

Cletus from Brooklyn
Cletus from Brooklyn

Attention whore, this kid will just jizz his pants if they ever show up at his door...

elephant_droid
elephant_droid

Do your research, kid. Go rent "The Girl Next Door" or "Meet Monica Velour". Then plan your attack.

vegascable
vegascable

This kid is my fucking hero. Kid go for the golden years I am sure Nina Hartley can squeeze you in if Christy Canyon is busy.

TyWanon
TyWanon

Nice Play; Standing next to a NASCAR..always gets the chicks

fitzyMFNcent
fitzyMFNcent

Fez direct message this kid! Before Zito gets him on his list

TyWanon
TyWanon

Is this an early Episode of "How I Met Your Mother"

TyWanon
TyWanon

Yep throw a hand grenade into the slut sea....see what cums up for air (fare)

HollyGothic
HollyGothic

That's the way to do it. Hit on every single fish in the cum-filled sea. At least a couple will bite if you pay them enough.

Moon Rocks
Moon Rocks

LIke my dad always said, "You don't always have to date class to get the ass."

HoneydewWilkins
HoneydewWilkins

I find this far more charming than soldiers or terminally ill people guilting celebrities into dates on YouTube.

LabKeith
LabKeith

 @TyWanon a close friend of mine used to be a higher-end stripper in vegas, and NASCAR drivers consistently blew the largest amounts of money. way more than rappers, athletes, rock stars, or moguls. any woman who has ever worked in the sex industry knows that NASCAR people are a great bet to be stupid with their dough

fitzyMFNcent
fitzyMFNcent

@DeepSpaceMoonRocks that's a good dad right there