High Schooler Attempts to Get a Prom Date
This Minnesota Teenager, Mad Mike Stone, has been going to twitter and hitting up every one of his favorite porn stars to be his date to prom. Though he’s gotten a couple to say yes, he still has the small problem of getting air fare money together to fly the young ladies out to Minnesota. Good luck Mad Mike! We’re pulling for you!
See more of his tweets, and some of the responses at buzzfeed.com .
Unfortunately he wont be attending the prom since he failed Spelling! This dyslexic bastard was inviting his favorite prom stars.
Kid asked Kathy Ireland to our prom. She was in town shooting the great film, Necessary Roughness. "I hope you stay tuned as the Texas State marching band does its salute to gun racks and open beverage containers; which is only legal in Texas."
I wish twitter existed when I was in school. Instead of prom I just stayed home and mentally fucked these women
This kid is my fucking hero. Kid go for the golden years I am sure Nina Hartley can squeeze you in if Christy Canyon is busy.
That's the way to do it. Hit on every single fish in the cum-filled sea. At least a couple will bite if you pay them enough.
I find this far more charming than soldiers or terminally ill people guilting celebrities into dates on YouTube.
@TyWanon a close friend of mine used to be a higher-end stripper in vegas, and NASCAR drivers consistently blew the largest amounts of money. way more than rappers, athletes, rock stars, or moguls. any woman who has ever worked in the sex industry knows that NASCAR people are a great bet to be stupid with their dough