Crime of the Century Takes Place…You Guessed It.. In Florida


Local Police in the Tampa area arrested ten year old Daryl Pitts and charged him with a felony for what may later come to be known as “The Great Bike Heist.” Not since Pee-Wee Herman  has this much attention been paid to a bicycle disappearance.

Police caught master criminal Daryl Pitts when he returned to the scene to retrieve his own tricycle which he had left behind during the caper. Daryl has been released to the custody of his step mother.

Read more on this breaking story at tampa.cbslocal.com.

22 comments
bmqq316
bmqq316

The only 10 year olds I know with tricycles have large melons and walk on their tippy toes.

Stanley Kubrick MacDonald
Stanley Kubrick MacDonald

His dad Jimmy later patted him on the back, saying... "You took your first pinch like a man and you learned the two greatest things in life.  Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut."

LizSetsFire
LizSetsFire

ill be leading a tricycle rally in solidarity. 

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

What ever happened to the "ride one bike, guide the other by one handlebar" trick? Those guys always seem to get away with it

ShowerBench
ShowerBench

obviously influenced by grampy's cane pole gang war stories

 JakeinFl
JakeinFl

I Didn't follow the link either, much too tired, but I assumed it was a puerto rican kid....

Turbo_Squirbo
Turbo_Squirbo

Didn't bother following the link. Just going to assume he's black.

ShowerBench
ShowerBench

When will the media stop showing pictures of him when he was in kindergarten

TyWanon
TyWanon

A 10-year old on a Tricyle? this sounds like same retarded kid we had in our town, that used to steal milk bottles

Katmandu mis-spelled
Katmandu mis-spelled

With a felony on his record that will never be able to handle cash at Busch Gardens or 7/11

TyWanon
TyWanon

Annually, Bikes kill more people than Air Pistols

cigarsNscotch
cigarsNscotch

The bike was more likely to be recovered in the basement of the Alamo, than in a basement in a Florida home.

Z. Stardust
Z. Stardust

 @TyWanon Destined for a career of giving erroneous weather reports on YouTube