World’s Greatest Super Bowl Bet Part 2.


Earlier this week, Mark Zito and Christ “Hicks” Stanley from the Ron and Fez Show on SiriusXM  made the world’s best Super Bowl Bet (read the story here).  Basically, if the Patriots won, Chris would have to cut all his hair off– his first haircut in six years.   If the Giants won, Chris would  shave his grizzly, scary beard, and would get to glue his shaved beard all over Mark Zito’s face.   Here are the results.

Chris “Hicks” Stanley shaving down:

  

The “hairing” of Mark Zito, Patriots fan:

   

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

169 comments
HabibHaddad
HabibHaddad

Hicks to Zito: You've blown Seal. Zito to Hicks: No, thats ice in my beard.

Ringo
Ringo

Zeets looks like wolverine

Naus4haus
Naus4haus

i dont know why but pepper hicks just seemed like a skinny long haired dude that wears flannel and smokes too many cancer sticks. not gonna do the cliche bull shit i love you guys but......... cuz heres the deal i have shit hole xm radio for one reason. channel 105! you guys are the best at what you do (on radio) I at first wondered why you guys never posted pictures of the cast. makes sense now. you guys have faces made for radio! ha ha love you guys (tssss tssss elbow nudge elbow nudge) i know now after getting on the i bang that putting faces to voices is not a good idea so i will just keep all you shit heads in my make believe land of good looking radio hosts. if i have learned anything from listenting to O and A and Ron Bennington is you dont have to be good looking to get your voice out there! Talk some shit, make stripperspornstars do nasty shit on radio, have fun, be yourself, dont give a shit about what ppl think (especially the media), and be financially sound enough to where you can on mich openly talk about how shitty your bosses are! that has got to be a good feeling :)
sincerely
zilch who will always subscribe to sirius xm as long as there is O and A and Ron and Fez

Holly
Holly

Zito stars in Quest for Fire remake.

Skc77
Skc77

Zits, Bottom...Bottom, Zits.

Steve
Steve

so now pecker Lips is being referred to as Christ?? (read the first line of the article)

Anthony Sturgeon
Anthony Sturgeon

He came in like this.... dukes of hazard style gitn it... like dale jr.

Beto
Beto

Looks like the drummer in the Kentucky Headhunters

Johnny Dickshot
Johnny Dickshot

This is the first time someone on Unmasked has masked someone else. Chris looks like a big Mexican. Can we call him Pepe Hicks?

Brettso
Brettso

Yea. Or beard mcgluedon or something. Tss tss

Sapp58
Sapp58

anyone else think hicks looks like a puffier george noory fro coast to coast am?

Crayroot
Crayroot

He looked good when he was from Lawrence County, then he turned into a Geico rep.

Ziggyrotten
Ziggyrotten

pepper doesn't know catholic prayers; does ron know "church of Christ Hicks" prayers?

Linux Dood
Linux Dood

Hicks, lose the porn stache as well

Ziggyrotten
Ziggyrotten

"Christ Hicks" is my saviour! fuckin' zito got the relic though

JJ&S
JJ&S

Lol hicks looks like he could hook up a coke deal

OK
OK

Da Best Bet Ever!? Pepper Hicks' Beard Rulz and Zito is still a Zero

De
De

zito looks great

dan d
dan d

finally someone didn't welch on their bet

Ozzi21
Ozzi21

Looks like when Wolfman turns into the Wolfman...where's Abbott ans Costello?!

Thinker_thought
Thinker_thought

Hicks, when was the last time you could actually see your dick?

JasonFromCT
JasonFromCT

Hopefully soon, due to health reasons, Zito will need a full wig.

PeckerLipsHicks
PeckerLipsHicks

These photo confirm what I have always thought, Peppie Hamburger is Mark Zitto's beard.

shinemonkey
shinemonkey

Were there any dingleberries from Hicks asscrack hair

NeciaK
NeciaK

Teen Wolf LIVES!!!!!

David Alvarado
David Alvarado

Never seen zito's face... now I want to punch him even more...

Tom Cassino
Tom Cassino

chris RICK BAKER Stanley transforming Mark MICHEAL JACKSON Zito homoqueercyclewolf

John
John

Jesus of Zito

Freddy
Freddy

Pecker Hicks ass hairs on Zito-queer! BRILLIANT!

Monkeyhouse76
Monkeyhouse76

From the side Hicks looks like the albino from Princess Bride. "You escaped the fire swamp so you must be very brave."

TheChippedTooth
TheChippedTooth

I liked Hicks best when he played guitar for Crazy Horse.

DevastatingTruth
DevastatingTruth

Zeets needed this because his last beard got married in San Francisco.

thewonderbox
thewonderbox

danny ross or the 5th planet of the apes movie

BigdaddyT
BigdaddyT

Zito is just as much of a douche as I thought he was... HICK FOR LIFE!

Raringvt
Raringvt

Hicks looks like a young Ron Jeremy.

Ksillman03
Ksillman03

That's as close to puberty as mark is ever going to get.

The King of Slop
The King of Slop

Holy Shit, I was sure Pecker LIPS aka Chris Stanley was good looking and thin. Now I have no idea why he gets to bask in the greatness of Ronny B on a daily basis. So sad.