Thank God!!! It’s the Ass Cleavage Dress!
Finally a fashion forward that puts emphasis on the backward. Men will be taking more strolls now that the fashion world has finally put emphasis on ass cleavage. Thank God, Thank Muhammad, Thank Buddha,
and thank you Tom Cruise.
Read the story at buzzfeed.com.
My girlfriend woke up this morning to leave me valentines stuff on my desk and saw that i had googled "Ass Cleavage" before bed last night. Off to a great start this valentines day. I hate this dress.
By the way, I LOVE THIS DRESS!!! I'd love to stick my tongue down the back of that dress when she was all sweaty after she had a night of hanging out and partying!
Zito is right. At first the hot chicks would wear it, then the fatties would start trying to pull it off. Just like they make Fat Girl Bikinis.
PS I didn't think his singing was that bad.
Zito asks all his friend to wear this backwards like Kris Kross, so he can have easy access to blow them
if the girl is a bit too short for this dress, she might be in danger of ass rape... who am i kidding? if she's wearing this, she's probably a victim of daddy rape.