Thank God!!! It’s the Ass Cleavage Dress!


Finally a fashion forward that puts emphasis on the backward. Men will be taking more strolls now that the fashion world has finally put emphasis on ass cleavage. Thank God, Thank Muhammad, Thank Buddha,
and thank you Tom Cruise.

Read the story at buzzfeed.com.

48 comments
Brian Hoff
Brian Hoff

My girlfriend woke up this morning to leave me valentines stuff on my desk and saw that i had googled "Ass Cleavage" before bed last night. Off to a great start this valentines day. I hate this dress.

cal5000
cal5000

So no more silent but deadly farts for the ladies then?

John in va
John in va

This IS FEZ after he gets HOME!!! LOOK CLOSLEY!!! lmfao

OP4
OP4

I'm still waiting for smoke pants.

Hemorrhage3d.com
Hemorrhage3d.com

By the way, I LOVE THIS DRESS!!! I'd love to stick my tongue down the back of that dress when she was all sweaty after she had a night of hanging out and partying!

Ezra-san
Ezra-san

No black women could wear that thing. Those big booties would make that thing look like a napkin!

Bjinsky
Bjinsky

My boner tells me this is A-OK

Medina
Medina

Zito is right. At first the hot chicks would wear it, then the fatties would start trying to pull it off. Just like they make Fat Girl Bikinis.

PS I didn't think his singing was that bad.

Xrftester
Xrftester

Good access for ass sniffing brown nosers like Zito

Jerseyfatboy
Jerseyfatboy

Sexy dress definately like. I would like to see some brown eye though

Carla Finch
Carla Finch

Is this the NEW and up to date version of the sheet that the Jewish couples use to have sex??

Hemorrhage3d
Hemorrhage3d

Why the fuck does Zito always bring up his MOM? Gay men love their mother. ZITO is gay!!!

Bmqq316
Bmqq316

Zito calls these his rest stop pants.

Dalton
Dalton

Apparently Zito fucking sucks at wiping his ass properly.

Nicholad
Nicholad

Yeah, that's very nice. I would not mind walking down the street and seeing that.

ManOSteel
ManOSteel

OF COURSE THAT FUCKIN HOMO ZEETS wouldn't like this!
fucking cock smoker!

Rob Dowg
Rob Dowg

Nothing worse than old lady ass cleavage.

ElectricDave
ElectricDave

Zito asks all his friend to wear this backwards like Kris Kross, so he can have easy access to blow them

ManOSteel
ManOSteel

How is poor Zito supposed to protect his gaping bung now???!?!?!!?

Parischarlie
Parischarlie

Cool, now we can tip strippers with monopoly money and get away with it!

Cletus from Brooklyn
Cletus from Brooklyn

Zito is trilled! Easy access for his buddies without the hassle of pulling down his pants...

c-money
c-money

i wonder what inner-voice fez thinks about this

MelvinCalvin
MelvinCalvin

If you turn that dress aroung you can put an end to cameltoe for good.

ABQ_Luke
ABQ_Luke

My dad is way ahead of the curve he has been rocking ass cleavage for years.

Andy Iovan
Andy Iovan

look officer, she was ASSking for it

HabibHaddad
HabibHaddad

Zito's preferred ensemble for the 'Cuse fraternity parties!

I am no one.
I am no one.

this is what killed whitney houston. you should be so ashamed.

CrazyGeek
CrazyGeek

Are you not supposed to wear panties with these?

Jamols73
Jamols73

i love it,fez try it on next.

Fuqwon
Fuqwon

Didn't the cowboys rock that look back in the eighteen-hundreds?

A.J.
A.J.

Say goodbye to skid marks!

Art
Art

It even looks great on this 40-year-old tranny.

Skippy
Skippy

better for stippers to service their clients in the club's with and can also be a tax deduction

Ramon
Ramon

Very practical. So much easier to drop a load.

Trace M
Trace M

I like it! What took so long? Great access point as well.

andy rogers
andy rogers

if the girl is a bit too short for this dress, she might be in danger of ass rape... who am i kidding? if she's wearing this, she's probably a victim of daddy rape.