Better Headlines: Dr. Murray Convicted


The Daily News:  Justice Is Served

The New York Post:  Quacko!  Jacko’s killer doc guilty

Those headlines are okay, but is that the best they could do!?   Dr. Conrad Murray has been found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson.  He faces up to 4 years in prison.   Those headlines are good, but they could be better.

Here are our Better Headlines:

  • I’m Looking at the Manslaughter in the Mirror
  • Wacko Jacko’s Quacko  Shackled
  • I Want You Back…Behind Bars
  • PYT…Prison Yard Time
  • Michael Jackson’s Doctor Guilty, Latoya Wants Back on Celebrity Apprentice
  • I’ll Be There…November 29 for Sentencing.

Send us Your Better Headlines in the Comment Section Below

298 comments
Lanahunian
Lanahunian

I know I'm way behind, but I finally had time to log on to Interrobang!!!

"(Stop) The Life you Take May be My Own"
" . . . .Mama Say Mama Sa We Accuse Ya . . ."
"Killer"
"You're Bad"

Bmqq316
Bmqq316

Dr Murray finishes the job Joe Jackson started.

Eddy the Trucker
Eddy the Trucker

He's just a killer, killer in the night, and now he's looking at one to for, jes just a looker

Mastroiani
Mastroiani

Murray found guilty; Michael and Latoya not the same person

Jerkstoresean
Jerkstoresean

Jacko finally gets in some box, all thanks to his Doc

Miellio9
Miellio9

Dr Conrad Murray gets to "beat it" for 4 yrs

Mess
Mess

A.B.C-Block for Humanitarian

Daa
Daa

Jury 1 - Murry 0

7thgentxn
7thgentxn

Murray to be sentenced by Texas judge with a big belt

Coletti9
Coletti9

Doc wants to know...."now that I have a record, will Eddie van halen play a solo on it?"

Fadad
Fadad

Mike the Motorcycle Jackson, He's Dead He's Dead You know it.

James Causey
James Causey

verdict so quick caught jacko hair on fire

LizSetsFire
LizSetsFire

From never land to taking it in the can.

MARISSA
MARISSA

i started the propofol drip and this is the thanks i get

TFor3
TFor3

License to Practice? More like Sentence for gray carcass

Luch
Luch

Diddler killer! Hero?

MARISSA
MARISSA

I started the propofol drip and this is the thanks i get

CBSFAN
CBSFAN

1 Broke Doctor Murry, Monday nights cbs 8pm

Sean
Sean

Headline: I'll be scared
Tagline: When Bubba takes off my underwear

mistawag
mistawag

Doc's first day in prison: Wow these cat calls are flattering but wait till they find out im not gay.

Zack
Zack

Propofelon

Mike N
Mike N

Jacko Quacko convicted. Future cell mate excited for Pretty young thing's arrival.

Eddynasty
Eddynasty

Jury to Conrad,"Bend over the bed,Honey get me the big belt!"

Trknbull
Trknbull

Doc kills peedle with needle

Cello700
Cello700

They'll want the doc's back...and his ass

AdvoCareMatt
AdvoCareMatt

LA "Thriller" as Pill Filler Killer Convicted

naport44
naport44

Motown Medicine Man won't sleep in Prison

Igglesphan
Igglesphan

Propofoll more like cum in the ass

Cello700
Cello700

The ass the Doc saves will be his own.

Robkay523
Robkay523

Dr Murray finally sentenced for endangering baby jesus's heinie. DVDs says 4 yrs not enough

Spooon
Spooon

Fraiser goes down finds agitate of young cock in heaven.

Hullshucker
Hullshucker

One glove, One Dick in the Ass. Justice?

Weenag3
Weenag3

Dr.Wiz Getting some Jiz

Eddy the trucker
Eddy the trucker

Last should say, he's just a killer..... (Fucking swype)