12 Excuses From Woman Who Drove With a 15 Foot Tree Stuck in Her Car

Huffpo reported about a woman who drove around with a 15 foot tree stuck in her car.

Why? We don’t know because we weren’t there. But if we could have interviewed her, we’re pretty sure these are the excuses she would have given for her odd behavior.

12 Excuses from woman pulled over for driving with 15ft tree stuck through car…

*…’what tree?’
*…’I’ve been driving for hours and still stuck in this forrest’
*…’I believe I have the right of way’
*…’organic hood ornament’
*…’squirrel hazing’
*…’so thats were the sap is coming from’
*…’along with the undercoating it was optional that year’
*…’its my wifi hotspot’
*…’thats how i get the leaves off’
*…’couldn’t afford one of them fancy smart cars’
*…’its spring!’

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